I'm young, in good shape.... And I'm a courier lol

I deliver parcels and SPAM all over the place and sometimes when I get the odd 1/25 hotties, I have a slight casual flirt, but feel there is no room for escalation on a door step.

I deal with people genuinely excited when they see I have stuff for them, and most of the time people are shocked what I look like, because I look nothing like your every day delivery man.

Without being too obvious and risk my job building a rep as the horny delivery man... Does anyone have any idea's of how to go about this?

I think the whole idea is abit ridiculous but I wouldn't be surprised if some of you guys could get a positive result from an encounter like this.

I may as well pick up some new tricks whilst I work

Peace x

it may seem strange but say in a very cheeky way 'im here with...... the package' while you hold the box in front of your dick. ask for some water to get in the house and bend her over the counter. im not a delivery man but that is how 100% of 90's porn starts off so it has to work at least some of the time

hopefully op takes this as sarcasm ^

lmao I'd rather get invited than invite myself in. Sounds like a fricking home invasion and I'm pretty sure I'll be on some kind of a rape charge by the end of the day if I "bend her over the counter". I have had the one flirty customer which I felt I could of probably escalated there and then, but she had really bad teeth and I can't stand that.

^^you actually thought that was a real suggestion?

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Don't be alarmed when I say this but.....some people can take that seriously....I mean theres no real way to detect sarcasm on the internet unless the sarcastic one in question states their intent.

Fuck yeah dude.

Bored housewives will fuck the cute, young, charming delivery guy while their husband is gone all the time.

Just get inside her house...

Maybe say something along the lines of "I don't mean to be rude and just come into your home, but can I use your bathroom really quick? I'll only be a second!" and then you're inside and you work from there.

Just be careful. Don't be a creep and lose your job.

While you're working isn't the ideal time to "practice."

I had a friend he was working as a Currier and if there was a hot girl at the door steps, what he'd
do is after he'd deliver the package, he would leave and then take the number that was on
the contact form and write her a text.

He'd write something like,

"O and I forgot to mention that was a really nice dress..."

or

"I wanted to mention this before, but you have a really nice smile..."

Sometimes women would respond, sometimes not. He wouldn't get into trouble as
it was a compliment he gave to a customer, not necessarily a seductive move.

So in other words, TEXT game.

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I think that sounds well creepy, plus it might not even be there number on the form. Fair play to him if this actually works for him.
I've just been giving compliments so far, common reaction is obviously happy, occasionally a compliment of some kind returned.



Haha this got me, I asked one for a quick glass of water the other day, she said oh one second and came back with a ice cold bottle of water for me -_- was still happy with the outcome.
Also had a gay lad invite me in for a drink of water haha water was the only thing I was taking though lol

I think that sounds well creepy, plus it might not even be there number on the form. Fair play to him if this actually works for him.
I've just been giving compliments so far, common reaction is obviously happy, occasionally a compliment of some kind returned.

Something really important to remember is that, if you think what you're doing is creepy, it
will be creepy no matter what you do. Because our beliefs are being projected to others.

So if you believe you are creepy for anything, you will be creepy. It worked for him, because
as he was texting them, he thought of himself as an adventourous guy who has fun in his
life...and brings little excitement to women too.

Truth it text works for him, maybe something else works for you. But ask yourself if you're not being
held back by a belief you hold about this thing?

Food for thought.

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You just blew my mind haha