HB is from a conservative family and dad caught me making out and fingering his daughter in her room. He closed the door and left. I think he wants to kill me. What the fuck do I do? I don't want to get pummelled by the Incredible Hulk

Lmao You have to marry her now! just kidding. he is not going to kill you or pummel you. worst case scenario is you won't be allowed to her house. just go finger her somewhere else.

Its fine and dandy but I think we might bump into each other and might as well get the shock out of the way. How do you meet as equals and not as Seth Cohen vs The Incredible Hulk?

That actually sounds like a very subdued reaction from the old man.

Consider yourself lucky.

Guessing you're young? She lives at home, so must be... Don't sweat it... but I wouldn't go out of my way to have a heart-to-heart with her dad anytime soon...

Stay off his radar for a while.

She'll be hearing way more about it than you ever will.

BINGO!

I think he was a bit shocked from the sight. Was hoping to somehow smooth things over with him... but it doesn't seem responsible to hide from him. Do you guys know what I mean? If I can't walk where I want to walk in a sensible meaning, I'm fucked. Can you guys shed some light on this?

First of all: He's her father. You're not his equal. You pussy the fuck up around him and act respectful. Don't get it into your head for a second that you should be treated as an equal to the guy who's daughter you're boning(Which he now knows first hand).

In some cases you just have to be submissive to a point. There's no way around it. You just have to man the fuck up by pussying the fuck up. It's like your companies CEO. Do you act like you're equal to him if you meet him? Fuck no. If you did you'd be considered an arrogant and cheeky little shit. You don't have the status to be on equal footing with him just as you don't her dad.

What you do is you act like you should by not talking about it and hope the father doesn't kill you. If he wants to talk about it he'll talk to you not you talking to him. He most likely wants to forget he seen it and doesn't want to talk or confirm it. So, you be a little bitch because he very much has control and he has every right.

Wow I am an arrogant cheeky little shit LOL XD

The points were hit by everyone else.

It is not that big of a deal. Try to treat him with respect. Forget that it happened, he will try to. He has an attractive daughter, on some level he knew this would happen some day. Treat it as that, you were just the unlucky guy to get caught.

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A lot of us have been there man. I got caught suckin on a girls titties in the driveway of her house, mom walked right up to the window of the car and knocked with full tit in mouth. THAT, was akward, but eventually went away. Hold back those urges in risky places if you think someone will walk in, it shows good self control and can be used to build up tension for a better time. Or if you don't give a shit then just do what you do. Parents are best to be avoided, as you get older, more opportunities arise to be alone.

I did get caught several times back to those days.

What do I do is show my respect to her parents, if they talk to me, I will show my understanding of their concern.

Next time don't do this at her home, dude.

It's not that fun when you get caught the 2nd time, something bad might happen. Lol

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I was caught with my dick in their daughters mouth. This was probably when I was 17(A long time ago). Of course, when you're older and have your own place this ceases to be an issue.

Shit happens all the time. All you can do is just hope he doesn't kill you and lay low for a few weeks.

Go ask him if he wants to smell your finger