Today was just like any other day, except for the fact it felt as if you were an ant and someone very high up was holding a magnifying glass over your currently scorching, little world. I had left the safety of my air conditioned residence and ventured out into the blazing sahara to print a few papers. A small favor to help a friend in need, that I had completely forgot about until the last minute. After successfully acquiring my copies and enjoying the current shade the plaza had to offer, I sat down on a nearby bench. Two minutes later a semi-attractive blond ranging in her mid 30's asked if she could take a seat next to me. Gaming her wasn't the first thing on my mind but figured what the hell, this could get interesting. In reply to her question, I stated she could if and only if she gave me one of the cigarets from the pack I noticed her holding in her hand. Might I add, I was smiling when giving my response and keeping solid eye contact. She smiled in reciprocation and we began the interaction, her with a nice place to sit, and me with my cancer stick. I asked her if she stayed in the area and this is where things started to get weird..

She had just returned from a small vacation with her friend to escape what she led me to believe as felony charges. Reason being she specifically stated "Im trying to change my lifestyle. The kind of lifestyle where you have people kicking in your doors". *WARNING ALL PUA!! Once you gain the knowledge that the woman your after has the possibility of being a wanted criminal, I would highly suggest ejecting at that point*.. After digging a little deeper, I was told she had gotten dropped off by the greyhound earlier this morning, and just moments ago was kicked out of her mothers house. Seeming to be well adapted to her current state of affairs she would flip her long, blond hair and ask passing strangers for bus fair to get home. What home? Her mom just kicked her out. Still in the attraction phase, I told her I was new in town and asked if she could pick any place to go out to where would it be. Thinking it would result in a future date at that location.

Looking back, the one downfall I noticed was my lack of kino. I could tell she wanted to escalate but let alone the ten year or so age gap between us, I'm sitting in front a damn office depot! The conversation slowly started losing its original energy and with no place for an instant date, I had three choices. Make my move here and now. Drive her back to my place. Get her number for a later meet up. Seeing as if I chose option one, I would therefore be obliged to follow up by option two or three. Option two being a complete no-go due to her prior criminal history with door kicking vigilantes. I decided upon option three. I ended up telling her I was late for something so I had to run home but we should go get drinks one night. Not surprisingly, she did not own a cellphone. I guess that would make sense seeing as she is homeless and all.