What is your opinion on this text? I've had a girl send this to me and thought it was funny and would be good to use it on other girls. What is your opinion?

"I need to ask you something and I want you to totally honest with me, it might be awkward with us after this but I have to know how you feel, I've kept this in a for a while and it's about time I was straight up and just confront you about it. I just this doesn't ruin the relationship we have already have, I just need to know and I just can't see any other way to get over this, it just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is, I just want your honest opinion... Do you know the muffin man?"

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I've read very similar structured texts on PUA forums before. It's funny shes recycling something some guy once sent her. That text may be good for increasing attraction but not for gaining it.

I agree with detox. I've known this structure for years with different endings like "Do you like fanta or coke", cats or dogs, and all kinds of other things.

I'd also say this is a neat way of initiating a text after attraction has been established. It gets her heart racing, and then BOOM, you take it all away. It's like you put her on a rollercoaster and slowly move up and up to the top, and then go down in a second. Girls love this kind of stuff.

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I think it's funny.

Be pretty awkward if she hasn't seen Shrek movie

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The problem about posts like this is that they are very common : sites like 9gag, Fb, Twitter, etc. are always posting these kinds of funny texts. So if she's already seen this post 5 times before, it won't be very effective.

You can still try though, I'm just bringing up a point.

you could put your own twist in - like, if it was me I would throw in some really dark humor or shock humor.

i.e. "blah blah blah... I'm going to spill out my heart to you... blah blah blah... I watched a video of a monkey using a frog as a masturbatory aid, and I thought it was eerily similar to when I face fuck prostitutes".

this is lame; your joke serves no purpose nor has any relation to anything.

plus your buildup takes too long.

in my view text messages should be kept short and phone calls long.

remember it's good to be confident but what might be funny to you might not be funny to her