How do you respond when a girl asks you to get her a drink? I don't want to get her a drink because 1) I don't want to pay and 2) I wan't my game to do the talking not my wallet. What to do?

Some stuff I've picked up from various resources:

1. If she says she's thirsty / wants a drink, (hints that you should be buying her one) tell her to get you one too

2. If she asks for a drink, tell her that she has to make a farm animal sound. She'll be like 'wtf?!?1' so tell her that at least 3 people need to give her a weird look for making the sound. Once she does this, and at least 3 people give her the weird look, you can continue by making fun of the animal she picked. For example, if she 'Moos', then you can say, "well, that sound says a lot about you".

Haha thats good. I like that.

Just say she hasnt earned it yet! it takes time! tell her she may have earned a asskicking but shes definatly not at the buying her a drink stage yet!

you can play with it! if she says buy me a drink!! say what am i your pocket money?

dont ever buy girl drinks! Not unless shes jumped over some serious hoopes.

-Impact

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Back, starting over as of 2012.

i try to go with equal rights,
i.e,
girl; - So r u buying the drinks?
ME; - EXCUSE me?
Gilr; - R u gettin me a drink
Me; the thing is girls wanted equal rights........u wanted to be able to vote and
to be bale to drive so by my reckoning you are also able to buy the first round... what do you think..

It normally gets a laugh jus play on somethign like this and all should be good
-peace-

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Black tattoos up and down his arm, aint nothin more dangerous than aboy woth charm - christina aguilera

I'm still rather new to the game but early on if a HB touches my tattoos, rubs my bald head, accidentally steps on my foot, says something dumb or whatever I will charge them a drink.

Here's an example of what I have used successfully. If anyone can critique this I'd appreciate it.

Tan: Hey .. hey ... watch it, you just stepped on my foot.
HB: Oh sorry...
Tan: Sorry isn't good enough, you owe me a drink now. *said playfully*
HB: What?
Tan: Go on.. off to the bar, buy me a Jager/Beer/White wine spritzer.
HB scurries off to buy me a drink

I have used this a few times and I believe it has helped to lock them in for the rest of the evening.

tan...

My Usual one Is:

Target: So are you going to buy me a drink or what!?
Me: Excuse me!?
Target: Im Thirsty - Aint you gonna buy me a Drink!?
Me: Well i only buy drinks for Close friends, So you better get to know me better!

This way, she stays around so it gives you time to work more routines and build up connections

Another one:
( By the Bar, talking to the girl who's your target)
Target: Blah blah blah
Me: Blah blah blah
Target: Im really thirsty!
Me: God i thought you'd never take the hint - i'll have a (Insert beverage of choice here!) If your offering
Target: (Shocked, but not wanting to Seem bitchy) Ummm ok
Me: If u behave, i'll buy you one back after aswell! (Wink)
(When she gets served, make sure that you are facing away from the bar - looking into the club/bar So theres no mixup and you dont get stuck with the charge! Again, she has to stick with you to get her drink - but that should be old news after gaming her!)

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"Women are Just as Bad As Men - They're Just Better At Hidding it! So Let's Exploit that!"