| Went out to a club called Prater Dome last night, here in Vienna.
I arrive late and Jonny's already inside. I pay the fiver and head to the dance-floor, searching for him. I see him already talking to some chick and it's going really well. I hover around him for a little while to see how it's going, then I decide to make some approaches.
I dance about stupidly and go up to a two-set on the dance-floor and open by tapping one of the girls on the shoulder and wave. She seems weirded out but I just continue to wave and then start talking stupid shit, I ask them what they think of my dance moves and dance incredibly stupidly. They laugh. I then talk some more shit to them, and the vibe goes down, so I switch to German, and they say "Oh my god I can't believe it! That's so mean!" with a huge smile on their faces. I continue to talk in German, get their names, introduce myself, ask them where they're from, etc. Then I peace out by giving them both a hug and say "Group hug! Group hug!" They don't but I hug them both anyway. Having two girls underneath my arms is my new favorite thing now. It's great. You look completely pimp and you are. Guys were standing around me thinking "WTF who the fuck is this guy?"
I approach another girl, one of the hottest in the club. She's wearing a sparkling dress, actually the sparkles are just around her tits area. I walk up to her, tap her on the shoulder, and open with "Hey! You look like a really glittery shark!" She says "OK..." and then I just continue to talk. I reach the hook point with her, she talks back to me, but she's distant. I just keep talking, say I'm from London, get her name, talk stupid shit, tell her this is my first time in the club, etc. She looks out into the sea of people and I look with her. She then says she's looking for her friends. Then her friend arrives and I switch to her friend. She introduces herself. She is more responsive and I start talking to her more. I tell her the other girl and I are kindergarden friends, then she tells her friend and her friend laughs and shake her head. I don't give a fuck. I just stand there and stay in set, not giving a flying fuck because why should I? I talk a little more then say I gotta go and leave.
Jonny is STILL in set with his chick.
Next to him there are two girls dancing. I walk up, tap one of them on the shoulder and tell them they are the BEST dancers in the club. They say thanks, and then I ask them if there is a school for that, and then ask what they think of my dance moves. I dance STUPIDLY, like really stupidly, then they say "yeah it was ok..." and I tell one of them to show me how it's done. She says no, and I tell them I'm actually a girl. I have no penis. I got rid of that shit ages ago because I couldn't take on the responsibility of being a man anymore. She laughs. So now I'm trying to learn how to dance like a girl. I show her my girlie moves and then tell her she should show me. She does. I put my arms around both of them and continue to talk. I say I'm from India and they say "Really?!" I say yeah and tell them we should fly there tomorrow. One of them is more responsive than the other. I think I told her we should get married. She says OK, and I tell the other one that we're getting married. Anyway some DUDE walks into set and starts talking to the other girl. I say to my girl that we should pretend to be girlfriend and boyfriend, my arm around her. Meanwhile CHODES are standing around us looking at me like I'm fucking pimp.
Anyway this dude, who turns out to be a wing of Jonny's, ends up ruining the set by creeping them out. They say they have to go to the bathroom and I say yeah OK whatever. Bye. They leave.
Jonny is STILL IN SET with this chick. She's starting to look bored now. She's dancing next to her friend. I ask him what's up. He tells me it was great but now it's going downhill. I tell him to BOUNCE her to some other area of the club. To LEAD her away. He then asks her if she wants to go somewhere else. She asks her friend if it's OK, and her friend, now occupied by the dude who creeped out my set, nods. Jonny leads her away.
I tap the other girl on the shoulder, stealing her from this dude, by asking her whether that was her friend. She says yes, and I say that was my friend with her. She asks where they're going, and I say they're going to talk somewhere. That's it. The dude walks away. I game my girl. I talk shit, tell her I'm from India, tell her we should go there, I say I'm 15 and am too young for her, more playful shit, more heavy eye-contact. I have now built more attraction and investment and emotions in my girl in 3-5 minutes than Jonny had with his in 20 minutes or so. Not saying it to brag, but it shows you how talking shit and having fun can create intense emotions in a girl. I begin to dance with her, grab her, dance a shitty tango, then say I can dance the waltz. She yells WHAAAT? I say I can DANCE THE WALTZ. She say OH! WE SHOULD DANCE. I say OK and we dance what turns out to be the shittiest waltz in the history of the waltz. I tell her this and she laughs and says "Yeah me too! It was the shittiest waltz ever!" I say, "Yeah but that's what makes it so good!" She shakes her head. Anyway we continue to talk more, it begins to die down. I should have just gone for the kiss, but she was so elusive the entire time. I should have just grabbed her and gone for the makeout and get rejected and continue to have fun. She eventually says she has to go to the bathroom and I say OK whatever and let her leave.
I walk to the bar and order a water for €3.50! WTF. Anyway. I approach a two-set there by the bar telling them they look bored. They don't speak English well, and I start to speak retardedly slow. "YOU ---- LOOK --- BORED." Haha. They reply with something. The hot chick is the one I'm talking to. Like an 8 or something. Anyway, I just stand there and harass them for a little while, then peace out.
I walk to another part of the club which is a massive hall with couches everywhere. Jonny is sitting by a couch with the two girls. I walk up to them pimp style and yell "Heeey! Wassup!" Jonny tells them I am the coolest motherfucker in the entire club. I talk to them for a little bit. The girls then get up to discuss the situation. Jonny asks me what he should do. He asks me if I can wing him. I say yeah of course, and walk up to the two girls, chatting. Jonny's girl goes back to him, and I offer my girl a sip of water. She declines, but in the end does take a sup. I start talking to her about how expensive the water is. I then make up some story about how I actually gave birth to this water bottle and that the doctors were completely surprised about me giving birth to a bottle of water. She laughs and eats it up. It's going well with my girl. Jonny's girl comes back and I tell her the story of me giving birth to this water bottle. She doesn't seem impressed but my girl is laughing her ass off. I keep on going. Anyway they both think I don't speak German and so I overhear how they're talking about JONNY.
This is what they said (INSIDE THE MIND OF GIRLS BEING GAMED):
My girl: What's up?
Jonny's girl: Do you want to go dance? We can go dance if you want to. I don't have to stay talking with him.
My girl: No stay with him, you can stay and talk, it's cool.
Jonny's girl: Talking is great and everything, but nothing is happening.
My girl: Then why are you staying with him?
Jonny's girl: Because he wants to fuck.
My girl: *Laughs* Oh OK! Then go back to him.
Jonny's girl: We can go check out the other area of the club.
My girl: OK.
Jonny's girl: OK I'll just quickly go tell him.
Meanwhile I'm standing there stupidly looking around the club enjoying this conversation. These girls are literally talking openly in front of me about the pickup. This is great inside info.
Anyway, Jonny's girl goes back to him to tell him they are going into this other part of the club. Jonny follows her, and I follow my girl. We enter the hip-hop part of the club, another dance floor. My set is still going quite well, whereas Jonny's has died down. His is the main set, and my girl is following the other one. She told me before that she's only out because her friend wanted to go out. SHE WANTED TO GET LAID THAT NIGHT BRO! And Jonny didn't capitalize. This is what happens if you don't make the move.
Anyway they leave to the dance-floor and the set is over. I tell Jonny explicitly what I overheard. He cannot believe his ears. This leaves him shocked the entire night, and he's done for. I am on a fucking roll bro. I open another two set right next to me and say "You know how much I paid for this water? €3.50!" She opens up and tells me about the crazy prices in another club. I tell her this is my first time in the club. She says it's hers too. She asks where I'm from and I tell her to guess. She doesn't know and asks her cuter friend. I yell to her friend "WHERE DO YOU THINK I'M FROM?!" and she laughs and they say USA. I say WRONG and tell them I'm from India.
I stay in this set for a while, talking bullshit and getting closer to the cute girl. I end up talking to her cheek to cheek. I felt I could have kissed her right there but her friend being there gave me a mental block. Note: Next time just fucking kiss her in front of the friend and see what happens.
The cute girl is texting someone and I ask who she's texting, her DAD? She laughs and says no, she wants to find out what's happening anywhere else apart from here. She's waiting for a reply from a friend to go party somewhere else. In my head I'm thinking we could probably pull these two chicks.
They end up grabbing two cigs from some dude. I spot Jonny and another wing on the dance-floor and say "Hey! My friends are down there. Come meet my friends!" Now it is usually expected that your wings WING you, but none of them did anything of the sort. I have no clue as to why. I introduced two chicks to them and then they just stood there doing absolutely nothing. Awkward...for THEM! I just went around dancing and reopened the hot girl from before as she and her friend also came down to this part of the club. The other dude who creeped out my former set was already in that set. Anyway I walk up to her and say "Hey! I know you!" and she say Yeah dismissively. I turn around and continue dancing stupidly. I dance around the dance-floor, I am clearly having the most fun in the entire place, jumping up and down. "Jump Around" by House of Pain is playing, so obviously I have to oblige. The two girls leave to the bar.
I open this girl in a 2-set, the uglier one so I can work my way to the cuter one, but asking her what she thinks of my dance moves. I dance stupidly, and she laughs. I talk shit to her, similar shit as with the other girls. I talk about Harry Potter and tell her it is a real documentary. She says she travels from outside of Vienna into Vienna by train every day. Astonished I say, "Whaaaat?" and tell her she should just use her magic broom. She doesn't understand so I mime two pole coming out of me from my crotch and ass, and then tell her "It just looked like I have two penises emerging out of me. Stop thinking that, stop your dirty mind!" She laughs and yells, "Yeah!" I talk to her friend a little bit by asking her what she thinks of my dance-moves, and she dismissively gives me a thumbs up. She's giving me one word answers, and walks off. I continue talking to my girl about Harry Potter and shit, and then she says she has to go over to her friend.
I walk back to the two girls waiting for an afterparty by the bar and ask them whether they have found a party. They say no and I leave. Jonny and the wings are gone so I walk out, as there are almost no sets left here. I see Jonny in a 5-set by the couches. I walk up yelling "Heeey!" and high-five him. He introduces me. I tell one of the girls she looks really tired. She says she is and I ask why. She shrugs.
I Jonny him what's up. He says it's the other girl. He can't believe she wanted to explicitly fuck him and he didn't realize it. I tell him to get up and follow me. I walk to a table by the couches and on the way open a single set walking past by tapping her on the shoulder and stretching out my hand saying "Hi" but she walks off. Anyway we go to the other dance-floor, and bounce back to the couches area and take a seat, where I coach Jonny about the entire pickup thing. I tell him all about self-amusement. I tell him about non-neediness. He knows it all but he's not understanding it on an emotional level. I try to get him there on an emotional level. He's still a little butthurt, understandably, but I tell him he should allow himself to just be free. Allow himself to have a good time and all. Our two other wings have joined us at the table and are listening to me. Anyway, Jonny talks to one of them, I talk to the other one. Then say we should go game some more.
We go back to the hip-hop dance-floor which is now almost entirely empty, save for a small group of people by the bar. We approach. My wing talks to one chick, I take on the other. There are two other guys in the set whom we ignore, and one other girl. It's a 5-set.
My girl is compliant. I am getting really close to her, almost about to kiss her but I don't. Then her boyfriend, after noticing I am hitting on his chick for the past 5 fucking minutes, finally decides to enter and take over his girl. Maybe this guy wasn't even the boyfriend, because I didn't see them kiss, but they were very affectionate with each other. Who knows. She was drunk.
I talk to my wing's girl as he is losing her and her attention shifts onto me. There are bad vibes coming from the group. They talk about us, steal the girl I'm talking to away and tell her something like we just want to fuck her or something. Anyway I just leave without saying goodbye.
The wing and I go to the other dance-floor. I make another approach in a 2-set by asking them what they think of my dance-moves. One of them laughs, and I start talking bullshit, and she talks back, etc. I touch her here and there, talk to the other girl, talk to her again. The wing comes in and takes over the other girl. Wingmanship needs to be taught. Must. Introduce. First.
Anyway the set dies, they dance with each other holding each others' hands. I slip beneath their hands and dance in between them, and they turn away and I walk away laughing. I fist bump my wing and go back to the lounge area.
I see Jonny in a 5-set by the couches. I walk up yelling "Heeey!" and high-five him. He introduces me. I tell one of the girls she looks really tired. She says she is and I ask why. She shrugs.
After that the club is almost empty. It's like 4am or something.
Jonny still wants to try and pull. I tell him he should definitely try. He knows one girl is DTF. He asks how he should know if it's still on. I tell him I'll come with him and tell him if it is or isn't.
She's in like a 6-set or something, and at the right moment I push him into set and tell him to reapproach. He does. And I overhear it. She's walking all over him. "What do you waaaant? What do you waannnt from me now?" she says with a huge smile. It's a shit-test, easily passed with something like, "I want to look at your tits" or "I want to be great at life" or something similarly stupid. But he doesn't say anything and lets her walk all over him. He stays in set, credit to him for that, but he's not giving her anything, only looking to take, and she's noticing it. The set dies and she leaves. He wishes her a good night. I tell him what I noticed.
We walk around the club. I approach another girl in a two-set telling them both that they look like they're having the MOST fun out of everyone here. They say "What?" And I ask them if they speak English. They say no, and I give them a disgusted look and leave.
I then realize that's it for the night. We look to see if there's anything else, but there isn't. We end up leaving.
NOTES: Go for those makeouts boy! Go for those bounces! Go for those logistics and those pulls!
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