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I deliver pizzas. A girl I work with, Jessie, somehow convinced the owners that she was 16, but everyone found out that she had just turned 15 last week. She had been working there for a few months, and we used to flirt quite a bit. On the night she was fired, just before she left, she told me that she had a crush on me. Well, a half-hour later, she calls in a delivery order for some toasted ravioli, and requested that I be the one to deliver it (this got some comments from my co-workers, believe me). Everyone thought it was kinda strange that she didn't just order some food before she left. Anyway, I was beginning to get really excited about it.

Her order didn't take long to finish, and I was off to deliver it. It was a short drive to get there because she lives in a nearby subdivision that overlooks the shopping center where I work. I pulled up to the house about 9:30, and didn't see any cars parked on the street or in the driveway. That gave me hope that she might be home alone. I walked up the steep driveway and the stairs to the porch, and rang the doorbell. She quickly answered the door with a smile on her face, telling me how fast I was. I told her it was no big deal since it was just ravioli, and it was like a 30 second drive. In fact, you can see the roof of the pizza place from her front porch.

Anyway, I joked about her ordering a delivery so soon after she left, and how everyone was giving me a hard time about her request for me to deliver it. She just laughed. I gave her the food, and she paid me, along with a five dollar tip. I told her she was crazy, but she insisted. OK, whatever. Then we talked about how funny it was that she got fired for being underage, and I'm like, "so, you really just turned 15?" "Yep. 15. Are you mad that I lied to you?" I was a little mad, but just said, "nah, not really."Truth is, it actually turned me on that she was younger than I previously thought. A few months back, right after Jessie got hired, I had made out with another girl (who was 16) in the walk-in freezer. Well, word got around, and Jessie loved to tease me about it. I suggested that maybe she and I could go in the freezer sometime. She seemed to like that idea. Of course, that would never happen now, since she no longer works there. Dammit.

So, we just stood there on the porch, not really talking about much, when she said that she was home alone, because her parents were out of town.
"Oh yeah? I guess you're gonna have a big party, huh?"
She just laughed, "Yeah, right."
Then I said again that the tip she gave me really was too much. But she said not to worry about it.
"Ya know," I said with a slight pause, "maybe you could give me something else for a tip instead."
"Really, like what?"
I think she knew where this was going.
"Well, it's kinda cold out.. maybe we could pretend this is the freezer."
She barely hesitated. "OK."
Of course, this entire time, my heart was beating quicker, and I started feeling exposed standing there on her porch. I quickly looked around to see if anyone was watching, and asked her if she was sure. "mmmhmm," she said with a little grin.

I leaned down and kissed her full on the mouth. She had really nice lips. It wasn't too long before we started licking each other's tongues, and I looked at her with my eyes half open while we stood their making out. Jessie had her eyes closed, which most girls seemed to do when I kissed them. She wasn't the greatest kisser in the world, but she had potential. Not wanting to get too carried away, I stopped kissing her. It was obvious by the way that she leaned further in, and kept her eyes closed, that she wanted more."Whew," I said as I took a breath. Jessie just looked at me with a dopey grin on her face. I told her that I should probably be getting back, because there were more deliveries waiting. "OK," she said, clearly not wanting me to go. Damn she was hot. I couldn't resist kissing her again. So I did. We kissed for another minute, before I put a stop to it, and said that I really had to go now. "Maybe I can stop by on my next delivery?" "OK, I'll be here," Jessie said with some excitement in her voice. I gave her a quick kiss, slipping her the tongue once more, smiled and left.

I made the next two deliveries in record time, and raced back to her house. It was a little after 10:00 now, and I still didn't see any cars parked outside. As I calmly made my way up her driveway (didn't wanna seem too eager), I could see Jessie walking through the living room and she opened the door right as I made it to the porch. "Hi," she said with a smile, "wanna come in?" I said, "Sure," walked in, and she closed the door behind me. I looked around, said it was a nice house, and we made some small-talk for a minute. Then, just to make sure, I asked her if she wanted to kiss again. "mmhmm," she said, stepping closer to me.

I lightly put my hand on her hip as she tipped-toed herself up to my lips, her eyes already closed. The kissing was a little more intense this time, but she was still a bit passive, probably due to the fact that she's never had a serious boyfriend before. And, with me being nearly five years older than her, she probably expected me to take charge. The longer we kissed, the more my cock took notice. As I brushed back the hair on her neck, I moved my other hand down to the top of her ass, and slowly pulled her against me, until the bulge in my pants was lightly pressing into her stomach. She immediately noticed, and started kissing me quicker and harder, as she wrapped her arms around my shoulders.We stood there making out for what seemed like an hour, but was probably only five minutes. I could have easily stayed there all night doing this, but I knew that I had to get back to work. So I slowed down the kissing, until we were just giving little pecks, and reluctantly , I told her I had to leave but I'd be back soon.

I was swamped with deliveries. Something like four or five came in while I was gone, and it took about 45 minutes to catch up. But the time passed quickly, because all I could think about was Jessica. After I made my last delivery, I went back to her house, but when I knocked, there was no answer. So, I rang the bell and knocked again. Through an open window, I heard Jessie yell, "Just a minute!" and about a minute later, she came to the door, in a towel, drying her hair with another towel. "Sorry, I just got out of the shower. What took you so long?" I told her how busy we were, and asked if she missed me. "Maybe a little," she said as she rolled her eyes.

So, there we were, standing in her living room, and all she has on is a towel. "Can you wait here, while I go get dressed?" I told her that I might not be able to stay long, and that it'd be ok with me if she didn't get dressed. She gave me a mischievous smile, and said, "OK."

There was a awkward moment of silence, and then she surprised me by coming up and kissing me on the cheek. I took a sharp breath, and she asked what was the matter. "Nothing," I said as I kissed her. We started making out again, and really got into it this time. She was kissing me deeply, as our bodies started bumping together. I asked her if she wanted to sit down, and she said, "Let's go to my bedroom."As we walked down the hall to her bedroom, the reality of what was going on and what might happen started to sink in. Keep in mind that we just had our first kiss less than two hours ago. Jessie just turned 15, and is a sophomore. In fact, she goes to school with my little sister, and they even have classes together. In the past, when we were flirting, the idea that we might be "friends-with-benefits" was tossed around. So, I was hoping that she knew what this was, and not that we'd start being boyfriend-girlfriend. I didn't want to go out with her, but I did want to mess around with her.

"I'm gonna call and see if there's any more deliveries," I said as we got to her room. There weren't any. So I told them I was still on the last delivery and had to get gas, so it wouldn't seem odd that I was gone long. Truth is, drivers have a lot of free reign, popping in and out all the time, and can sometimes be gone an hour or more. I planned to use that to my advantage. I told Jessie that I liked her room. It was a bit 'kid-ish' with dolls and whatnot, but there were also some posters of popular bands and hot guys on the wall. It was a typical teenage girl's room.

She closed the window blinds, and walked over to me. I immediately started kissing her, pulling her closer, and slid my hand down her towel-covered ass. I started kissing her neck, and she let out a little sigh, and placed her hands on my chest. "You wanna sit down?" I asked her, motioning to her bed. She said ok, and sat on the edge of the bed, as she made an adjustment to her towel. I sat down next to her and we continued making out.
Deciding to move things forward, I gently pushed her back, and leaned over her as I laid by her side. Kissing her again, I slipped my hand in the opening of her towel, lightly touching her stomach.Jessie put her hand on my shoulder and pulled me closer, so that I was laying halfway on top of her. I moved my hand up so I could feel her breasts, which were at least a handful. Her heart was beating so strongly that I could feel it as I cupped her soft breast. I pushed the top of her towel to the side, and leaned down to suck on her nipple.

At this point, things were getting a bit restrictive in my pants. I said, "Hold on," and stuck my hand down my pants, making an adjustment. Jessie looked down, then back up, staring at me with lust in her eyes. Once I was more comfortable, we continued kissing and I played with and sucked on her tits. Then, I started kissing her neck, and completely opened her towel. "You're so beautiful," I told her. Looking down, I could see that she had panties on. I moved my hand down and caressed her stomach, playfully sticking my finger in her bellybutton. "That tickles," she said with a giggle. "Good," I said as I kissed her and slid my hand to the top of her panties.

My fingers traced the elastic band of her panties. Not sensing any sign that she wanted me to stop, I then moved my hand further down, softly pressing on the mound of hair underneath the thin fabric. She started kissing my neck, and then nibbled on my ear. My fingers found their way under the side of her panties, slightly lifting them, as I rubbed the fold between her legs and crotch. It was obvious that she shaved the sides, because the skin was really soft and smooth. I moved my hand back to the top of her panties, and stuck my fingertips underneath the top, pausing a moment, before touching her naked pussy.As I slid my hand inside her panties, I looked down to see a few brown hairs sticking out of the top. My fingers softly caressed her moist pussy lips, which easily spread open. Jessie started sucking on my ear more, and put her hand up the back of my shirt. Slowly, I pushed my middle finger in her pussy, just enough to get the tip wet, and then took it out and start rubbing her clit.

We layed like that for a few minutes, kissing, and necking, with me rubbing her clit, as I started to finger her. Her breathing was becoming more rapid and her legs started to open up. Jessie's hands were moving over my chest. She started tugging at my shirt, trying to take it off, which I gladly helped her do. I then layed back down next to her, and she turned on her side, kissing me, as I rubbed her ass, and pressed myself into her breasts.

I went back to fingering her again, and rubbing and sucking on her tits. She was getting really wet now. Her hands slid down and undid my belt. Then she pushed me on my shoulder, getting me to lay back. Jessie moved down slightly and unsnapped my pants. I helped her by pulling down the zipper and then sliding them off, kicking them from my ankles. She leaned over me, kissing my neck, and rubbing her hands over my chest and stomach.

Things kind of stalled for a moment, so I pulled her panties down a bit, until she got the hint, stood up, and took them off. She was now standing there completely naked, as I layed there on the bed. I put my hands on her sides, kissing her stomach, and got her to lay back down. Then I moved down to kneel on the floor, so that her pussy was right in front of my face.She looked at me with an uncertain expression, knowing what was about to happen, but perhaps afraid. If I had to guess, she had never had oral sex before. I played with her pussy lips, sticking two fingers inside. Then, I rubbed her clit with my thumb and started fingering her. Licking my lips, I leaned forward, and replaced my thumb with my tongue. As I began licking her clit, there was an instant response as her legs twitched.

I looked up to see Jessie staring back at me with a mixture of lust and innocence, obviously enjoying what was happening. My fingers curled up inside her, finding her g-spot. I then did the three finger motion of "show-me-the-money" where my thumb was rubbing her clit in little circles, and my two fingers were pressing against the little nub inside. Her legs were really shaking now, and she started to whimper.

I gave it all I had, thrusting my fingers inside, licking her and massaging the sides of her pussy, all while my other hand reached up and played with her breasts and rubbed her stomach. Jessie's hand was on the side of my hand, encouraging me to continue. She was practically panting at this point. Suddenly, she began saying "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god" as her body tensed up, and she started cumming. I watched her face while it was happening. She turned completely quiet, her eyes closed, mouth open, with her hand on the back of my head, pulling my face to her pussy. Some liquid sprayed into my mouth, with a faint taste of urine (ugh), but I really didn't mind at that point, since she had probably just had the her first orgasm of her life.She eventually had to force me to stop rubbing her clit, and gently pushed my head away, as she layed there, with tears in her eyes. I got up and layed down next to her, wiping a tear from her check. "Don't be sad," I said jokingly. She gave me a quick laugh, and said, "What did you do to me?" "I'm sorry, didn't you like it?" "Uhh.. Yeah!" she said joking back. "Good," and then I kissed her, "Do you want me to leave now?" "No. But I guess you have to get back to work?" she asked as she got up and put her panties back on. "Yeah.. I could probably stay a little longer though." "OK," Jessie said, and then put her hand on my boxer-briefs, rubbing my hard cock.

As we both stood there, she kept rubbing my crotch and then in one smooth motion, she pulled down my briefs, and knelt on the floor in front of me. My cock was leaking a lot of precum, and she just looked at it, mesmerized, as she held it in her hand. "Sorry, I'm leaking," I said, trying to lighten the situation. She was speechless, as she she pumped her hand up down, causing more to leak out. It was just about to drip on the floor, when she leaned forward and licked the head, getting a taste test.

I put a hand on her shoulder, not pressuring her, but definitely letting her know that I wanted more. She then mouthed the head, and the first couple of inches disappeared into her mouth. "Fuuuck," I said in a barely audible whisper. It had been nearly a week since I've jacked off, and much longer since my last blowjob. "You don't have to do this, you know," I told her. She took her mouth off my cock and said, "I want to," and resumed sucking.Jessie kept one hand firmly around my dick as she bobbed her head up and down for a minute. I kept my hand steady on the side of her head, very gently guiding her down my cock. My other hand covered hers and moved it up and down my shaft. She got the hint and started moving it on her own. I then sat down on the bed, with her mouth staying with me the entire time. Propped up on my elbows, I looked into her eyes as she went down and sucked on my balls, holding my cock in her hand.She licked her way back up the shaft, and took it in her mouth again. I was getting very close to cumming. Her hand cupped my balls, as she bobbed her head, up, down, up, down. "Oh fuck, keep doing that.." I said letting her know not to stop. This went on for another 30 seconds or so, and I told her I was going to cum soon. I fully expected her to stop sucking, but she just kinda mumbled "mmhmm" and kept going. My hips were thrusting up and down with the motion of her mouth, faster and faster. I felt the point of no return, and held it off for as long as I could. I made one last thrust, and then "Oh fuuuuuuuuck!" my cock flexed and started shooting the large load that had built up. The first few blasts were strong and quick, and Jessie couldn't quite handle the flood. She opened her mouth as I continued to shoot, my cum spilling out onto her lips, and down her chin. I must have shot close to ten times. Holy shit. Somehow, she didn't get anything on her face, but I could see the cum in her mouth, all over her lips, chin, and running down my shaft into my pubes. I fell back to the back, completely spent, and she just looked at me with an "OMG, I can't believe that just happened" expression. She closed her mouth, and swallowed, then licked her lips and swallowed that too. She wiped her chin, looked at the cum, and said, "I'll be right back." She came back with a towel, and handed it to me. I wiped myself off, and we both put out clothes back on. Just then, my phone rang. It was work, so I told her I had to get going. We kissed again. and I told her I'd call her later. Which reminds me, I should probably call her sometime. Very Happy :D


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:33 pm 
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Nice man, good job!
Your new to the whole concept of pickup right? It´s not good with awkward silence when your meeting a girl. If your quiet for too long you may seem uncomfortable and not confident at all. You could´ve speeded things up. You knew the moment she wanted you to deliver that she was willing.
Other than that, really nice post! :wink:


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damn man, you need to take charge in that situation! it seems like she was pretty easy so you got lucky, but be the man in the situation! dont make the women lead, that makes them resentful later on. how old are you anyways? im hoping like 17 because that was some kiddie porn shite right there lol. anyways- congrats on the lay, and learn what you could have done better so next time your the one that rips off her towel and carries her upstairs into her bedroom lol.

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I am new to pickup but am learning quickly.


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I read the end, because there was a lot, but dude you nutted in her mouth and then made out with her afterward.... :x

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this reminds me of the movie "loverboy", check it out


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that was some twisted pedophile shit right there. Just the fact your not in highschool and she just turned 15... I hope some big hairy guy makes you his woman in prison.

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I'm not even sure I really believe the story. Sounds like some dirty romance novel or some erotica ebook shit.

If it is true, really dude? She's 15...

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reads like erotica

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nice


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lol this is an erotic story online.
he probably just copied and pasted.


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haha this is ridiculous, fun read but total BS imo
and if its not, i gotta wonder how old you are man, 15... thats really young dude, sleeping with young girls and being a pua are two completely seperate things


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lets hope the OP is still in highschool... lol


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This guy should write fictional romance! hahaha


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lol i agree, are you a romantic novel writer? jeezz...

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