I've been doing this one for years, and I guess recently I realized its an opener other people may want to use. Basically, if you've ever been at a very crowded pub and tried to order a drink at the bar, you know it can take a while since the bartender is so busy. Its also common knowledge that attractive women are typically served first. So when I see this situation arise, I sidle up next to an HB, give a disgusted look at the scene, and tell her, "This is going to take forever. What is your order going to be?"

"Three Blue Moons."

"Alright, well I'm going to order a Coors Light. If the bartender comes to you first, order my drink with yours, and I'll do the same. It'll make this go faster."

Usually the HB will smile at such a smart idea. At this point you can strike up a conversation about anything until the bartender arrives. If I'm in the mood to be playful, I'll break out some money and hold it out in front of me, shaking it a little, like I'm trying to coax the bartender to serve me. Then I'll say to the HB, "Its like fishing. You need some bait."

This usually gets a laugh, and you can take it from there. Last night I pulled this routine and the HB actually offered to buy me my drink.

-Esperanto

Thats pretty good. i like that. I'll give it a shot.

you know what this actually a great opener I do this quite often and never used the fish line. sometimes I would just have my money or card showing now I have a line to go with it thanks

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Thats something very similar to what I did on prom Anyway it's good you brought it up, I had forgotten about it and I will use it on Thursday ! Or atleast try to if the opportunity arises.

I like this one a lot. If you're a proponent of the cocky/funny style of game as well, it's good for at least a giggle if you take a little jab at the bartender as well. Make sure it's a male bartender, though, or you'll just come off looking like a jerk.