So, I'm drunk, right. And this girl I've been flirting with for a while shows up. So I'm confident and I'm flirting with her but I get a little too close and my breath smells a little like our boy Jack. Turns out, she's this really christian and she doesn't drink or anything. So I roll off for a second and a friend of mine debriefs me about this chastity girl and her crew. They're all like that and I need to proceed with caution. So I pop some Listerine and go back over to her. If I was sober I would have logically thought that the dead was done (she already knew I was drunk and she's all temperate) but I didn't care. So I basically go back with so much confidence that she has no choice but to like me. She shit tests me and say s she thinks she's into someone else now. I shrug past that and say something about how I'm pretty arrogant so I'll take the chance. She's laughing so hard now and I keep it going but my attention span is really short and when we debriefed he said I was looking a little too try hard so I move on to some other people. I don't really remember much after that.

Anyway, I'm seeing her around often and she keeps looking at me every five seconds. I keep acting like I don't remember anything. That may be stupid because she could have thought that I only drank a little but now thinks I drink a lot, if that matters. I don't really know how temperance works.

Now that I'm sober, I don't really know how I can logically recover. It piles on my natural tendency to offend girls like this. It may be my effortless cursing and general lack of a filter for all things existential. Its a little Catch-22 because I feel like I'm being someone I'm not or don't want to be but at the same time I want to be able to conform to girls like her without losing myself because, well, she was pretty hot.

So do you guys still close girls completely different from you?

Why dont you just ask her to hang out bro?

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