This girl is very open and extroverted. She talks about sex all the time but then gets all touchy when I do it.

Once she sent me a link to a cartoon about genital piercings. We started talking about how unconfortable that may be, joking about what would happen if the piercings got stuck together, that took us to genital shaving and tattos. A few minutes later I remembered another one and texted "Still on the topic of unfortunate tattos, one of the worst has to be a girl a friend of mine knows. She has a tramp stamp with the face of an ex-boyfriend. Imagine some poor shmoe getting her on all fours and being forced to look at "Jack" as he is doing it". She got all touchy about that and texted "Less, Sid. Much less".

Another time they were asking people to show their panties on some talk show. More than once she stated what kind of underwear she was wearing. Once she showed me the string on her panties that matched her top. This time we were laughing with the show and I said "Mine are a scottish plaid, in case you're wondering". Again, she got all touchy.

Finally, she is always talking about how useful cars with tinted windows are and how unconfortable it is when they have a raised center console. And yes, she meant for that. Then when I talked about the benefits of the bench seats on my Impala she was all touchy again.

What the fuck is this and what do I do?

You just go for it and make your damn move, dude. Be flirty, directly with her(Refer to her "I bet you're a wildcard with all your lace panties and stuff", blah blah), get closer and physical.

Sounds like this may have been going on for a while and you're hanging out alone together. To me this means you're either so far in the friendzone she's too comfortable with you or she's just interested in you and gets pissy because you won't make a move and obsess over dead subjects trying to be the "jokster."

More info on how long, your interactions and whether or not you're just a friend who's picking up on these things trying to get out of the friendzone.

you keep stating things that hint on her getting more clear with what shes saying instead of just acting on it. she did get to touchy with you mentioning a friend and the boyfriend stamp

but the other two times. im wearing plaid boxers incase u wanna know and the i have bench seats in my impala. those two implied wanna fuck questions. if anything when she was showing hers you should have just showed the plaid boxers.

She wants to fuck.


So fuck her.

Friendzoned. I think there was some initial atraction, but I failed to escalate properly.

So escalate now.