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bikram025
 Post subject: joke
PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:15 pm 
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A busload of American tourists were heading towards Punjab on G.T. Road when suddenly the driver slammed on the brakes. Lying on the road in front was Santa with his ear to the ground. Passengers trooped out of the bus and crowded around him.

"Hey, what are you doing down there pal?" asked one of the tourists.

Santa slowly raised his head and replied, "Green Matador 25 km away travelling at 80 km."

"Wow," exclaimed the tourist, "You can tell us that by listening to the road?"

"No," croaked Santa, "I fell off the damned thing."
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prince_prince
 Post subject: Re: joke
PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:18 pm 
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Nice joke, I don't really get it though lol

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