Hi, I'm married and doing only daygame because my wife wouldn't understand me going constantly to nightclubs. I've missed too many f-closes because I couldn't take the girl to my apartment (for obvious reasons, I don't want my wife to find some other girls' hair). What are my options in terms of logistics? I'm looking to rent a separate apartment specifically for having sex however I cannot afford that at this point.

Hotel seems like the best solution. But how do I take the girl to a hotel with me? You cannot just say "let's go fuck", you need to give her an excuse, like "let's go watch an awesome movie". But in case with a hotel I cannot come up with an excuse for her to go there with me. What do I tell her?

Please help, I've been struggling with this question for ages.

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Or of course you could take the girl back to her place. Not optimal, but at least it's possible.

I will leave the decisions concerning my family to myself, didn't ask that.
REALLY? How come I didn't think of that myself? That's trivial.

If I were in your place I would post something only if it carried some value, not some random trivial things.

Easy as pie.

So when you're out and about with a girl, make her super horny. Then you say, "Let's go." Don't elaborate where. Just hail a taxi and check in a business hotel. Eurotel is good and they offer good discounts for regulars.

Sexting and sex on phone are also very useful so when you meet up in a coffee shop near a hotel, it doesn't seem awkward.

I used to do this a lot with an ex-wife although I've managed to fuck a few girls (neighbors) at home while the misus was not around.

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Since I have a deep voice, I sing at videoke stages at the malls. I croon some Bon Jovi and Guns N Roses songs. Girls usually notice so when you sit by the benches in front of the stage for a break, girls who liked your voice will close the distance. Smile. They'll open you up with something like this, "Can you sing Aerosmith for me? It's my birthday and I really love the song." Say, "Sure." and then while waiting for your turn, go with the flow with whatever the girl is trying to say despite the noise that the singer in front is belting out.

At this point, the girl will press her breast at your elbow. Covertly rub her nipples and act like you haven't noticed that she's pressing her breast at your arm. Some signs that she's getting turned on are: she clears her throat a few times, she blushes, her eyes get sleepy, her voice becomes sweeter, and so on.

After singing out the girl's request, she'll have that unmistakable twinkling in her eyes and she'll keep on eye fucking you. Go for an isolation bounce, something like: "Let's get some soda and burger." When she comes with you, no cocky and funny shit, just escalate some more. DON'T GRAB HER PRIVATE PARTS IN PUBLIC. Keep your escalation subtle and covert.

After the soda and burger, say, "Let's go."

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Thanks mate, you've been really helpful! Will give that a try.

Of course the decisions are yours. But you asked for opinions on a forum, about a question that included your wife and family. So don't get pissy when you get an opinion. No one's making you take the advice.

Jesus fucking Christ. Are you for real??? At this point the girl will press her breast at your elbow ... you can see she's turned on as she clears her throat a few times, her eyes get sleepy (WTF??!) her voice becomes sweeter blah blah blah. Dude you have been watching too much porn. Your whole story is like some childish fucking fantasy. The fact that you have to shout out a warning DON'T GRAB HER PRIVATE PARTS IN PUBLIC makes you sound like a fucking deranged, would be rapist. So basically GRAB her private parts when you AREN'T in public? Fucking idiot. What kind of sick fuck are you? Christ no wonder you guys get nowhere. How about treating girls like human beings instead of something to fuck for your own fucking entertainment.

As for the married dude who is desperate to fuck women behind his wife's back, you are a cheating, selfish, up yourself, deluded, wank stain of a husband desperately sneaking around to get your leg over some chick. Ohhhh poor you that you can't afford another apartment. Ohhhhh isn't life so unfair for fucking losers like you. Would you like it if your wife fucked other guys behind your back while you were sitting at home you fucking, little creep. To come on here and ask how to cheat on her is just fucking shameful. You need to grow the fuck up you sick, entitled, childish little cunt.

If i was a moderator, you would be banned for the level of disrespect you just gave to everyone and not to mention your profound language. If i was infront of you i would smack you dead in the mouth for using those first 3 words in the same sentence. Anyway its a no brainer you dont get much pussy and i reccomend an escort to let out all that built up testosterone/frustration in you. You sound like the type that puts pussy on a pedestal. If you got nothing positive to say about the OP's question then don't say nothing at all.

FYI horny girls or girls wanting your attention in a crowded bar do rub their breast against the back of your arm. I speak from years of experience in bars & clubs. Matter of fact one time a girl even pointed it out " my breast all up on this guy, he must be bothered (since i didnt open her) let me give him some space." Had i not turned around and gamed her after that, i would have never f closed the girl. So how about you take your penis out of your hand and go stick it in a pussy for once.

To answerr the OP. Your best bet is car, dark & quiet spots or parks. Hotel or her place. Only how to pull it off is by having the girl all hot and ready then over coming the LMR . You must always get the k close first before this type of pull can go down

Listen buddy don't tell me what I can and cannot fucking say. Got that you little cunt? You should be ashamed of yourself encouraging a married man to cheat on his wife but oh no, there you fucking are telling him to go park a car in a dark, quiet place so he can get his pathetic leg over. And you have a go at me yet you're fucking in your element helping this guy out to cheat on his wife? It's you that needs a smack in your disgusting, fucking two faced mouth dude. And when the fucker gets home he'll sneak into the shower like a right fucking dirty little rat and change his clothes while his poor wife has no idea he's fucked a fucking stranger in a car.

You guys will get the same thing done to you. Think you're so fucking smart and think you know it all. One day your wife or girlfriend is gonna go hunting for a good fuck and I hope the pain of that kills you you fucking a$$ holes. No wonder you need help on here because your fucking desperate attitude to get fucked and the way you see girls as just pussy to you is fucking insulting man. They are fucking human beings but you insult and offend them because they're not interested in a fucking useless cunt like you so you play all these truly fucking stupid mind games that the a$$hole experts tell you to do. Christ you all deserve your own reality TV show so we can watch in fucking awe at the sheer desperation you have to get a girl to even like you.

And btw I don't need to stick it anywhere you dirty fucker. I make love to my girl. Not stick it in for 2 seconds, cum and then strut around like you morons do like you're some kind of fantastic fucking lover. The girls with you are faking it. Faking it to the max. You really need to sort that out dudes. It's embarrassing. Lesson over.

Lmao look at the pot calling the kettle black. Very easy to act like a tough guy behind a screen. If you have a girl, what you doing here?? Sounds like someone already got cheated on because he couldnt hit the pussy right. Sorry bro, but if you wasn't taking care of her, someone else will. And if you haven't learned by now that women are bigger and better players than men then you aren't experienced enough young grasshopper. Anyway im not entertaining your no life having bored self anymore. Deuces

Who are we to judge why this man wants to cheat on his wife and yet at the same time does not want to shake the status quo and hurt his wife's feelings? Only the OP knows what's going on and it's his prerogative whether to provide more details or not.

He has a problem, we help him solve it. People who get laid a lot have zero to very minimal motivation to go to war or fight in wars. If everybody is getting laid a lot, there will be peace around the world overall. When we help people get laid, we contribute to the betterment of humanity. It's our moral obligation to promulgate peace around the world whenever we can. Peace through getting laid is one effective way to promote world peace.

Of course, women are human beings. There's no question about it. What makes you think we treat women as less than human, hmm?

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Thanks Darkie.

As long as Digital_Spy provides the reason(s) why she's disagreeing with our posts, she's okay in my book even with those insults and negative labels she generously throws around. Discussions with substance give us a better view of the situation from many angles.

Of course, by now, you should have known that Digital_Spy is a woman.

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How would you feel if we helped your girlfriend or future wife to secretly have sex with another guy instead of encouraging her to deal with her current relationship? I certainly don't know enough about their relationship but I don't believe this forum is about helping people to cheat on their spouses. That sounds abusive to me.

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That sounds like a typical female question which starts with "How would you feel..."

But I'm a guy so I would rather focus on thinking and solving the problem. Firstly, I'll take my girlfriend cheating on me as trustworthy feedback that I've fucked up somewhere in my relationship and I have to fix that aspect in my personality or life.

Secondly, I'll move on and take 100% responsibility for not being able to keep the girl. I'll improve on whatever shortfalls I have and hopefully do better next time.

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Although I completely disagree with your perspective on this thread, I do respect your ability to take personal responsibility and focus on self growth moving forward.

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Thank you.

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