right then before i start just to let you know this thread is more for me to go back over in the next few weeks/months than for any other reason tho if anyone does have any questions or suggestions feel free to add ill be trying to post to this thread as often as possible this first one will be quite a bit of rambling. Im sorry but just trying to set the scene so i dont have to cover it for the future lay reports.

ok so i have a bad case of oneitis, a really bad case last august i had a FWB and all was going ok tho i was worried she was starting to get too attached to me and she was well below my normal standards ( i tend to bat above my average i go for 7+ at least) but the sex was good and boy she really knew how to give head it was the best id ever had!

all was going well i had my FWB in the bag and she was part of a little group of 'locals' down my local pub I being the newbie having moved from the uk was the newest edition to the 'locals' and was busy making new friends etc i wasnt looking for sex or anything but this FWB basically raped me one night i was drunk and i didnt have the heart to stop it - all good.

until one night i met her friend ... this friend was a chick HB9+ who my FWB used to go to school with they had known each other for years as soon as i set my eyes on her I knew i was done for. we clicked instantly and there was flirting left right and centre but i was 'attached' to her friend (FWB) and every time i saw HB9+ i was with FWB so couldnt do much about it without causing major rows within the group and i dint want to shake the boat too much being a newbie. it didnt work. I couldnt help myself. the flirting and the connection was just tooo tempting i didnt give a fuck about pissing off FWB and to be fair it was about time she knew her place. got HB9+ number within a few hours of meeting her. pretty standard after a couple of drinks and light kino i just straight out asked for her number to which she said 'only if you txt me something interesting' so i did straight away. Had to check it was the right number. I simply txt her "something interesting'' it worked a treat que cute laugh and more flirting before she had to leave.

Good result all round i had a fit HB9+ eating out of my hand and a FWB seeing all this desperate to fuck my brains out in a desperate attempt to keep me in her bed. life was good.

this little scenario was playing out for a couple of weeks and i was using it to my advantage HB9+ was playing the hard to get but i want you role. FWB was just putting out when ever i clicked my fingers and everyone else in our group was wondering how the fuck a pom could have 2 birds tied round my little finger in such short time. I didn even know. ( i now know its down to my natural game, I can make women laugh and feel safe with me, safe enough to let their thong slip to the floor) I even straight out told FWB halfway through sex that i was going to fuck HB9+ in hindsight i should have waited until after sex but it was a general theme of the relationship, the first time we shagged as soon as i cum i said 'shit i cant believe i did that with you' I was still in her at the time. so she was pretty used to me being a cunt during sex . Its funny but im not tooo proud of it :-/

well FWB wasnt too impressed with my intentions but she was good enough, after a fair amount of sex to sweeten her up, to let me chase my goal ... HB9+.

note to self when a bird lets you chase another bird. its probably not a good idea to do it right in front of her in a bar packed with her friends. especially when its her friend of years and years your after. no matter how much they tell you its ok i dont mind if you rub it in their face they will mind.
so you get the gist i got with HB9+ in the middle of a bar surrounded by FWB and her friends all heel broke lose but end result is i got HB9+ back to mine and sealed the deal.

Then it all goes strange. HB9+ is not the type to sleep around - she wants relationships- I stupidly agreed and ended up falling for her like I've never before. but it was too intense from the get go. FWB declared war on HB9+ for 'stealing her man' and all their mutual friends saw HB9+ as a man snatcher - I on the other hand was totally blameless in their eyes?!?! still have no idea how i pulled that off?

but it meant that i had a stunning bird on my arm who was hated by all her friends so was doomed from the get go.

fast forward to XMAS

HB9+ was still my girl but it was a pretty poor relationship she had lost lots of friends and was starting to resent me for it so we broke up - by that time i was lost to oneitis schoolboy error.

so 2 months later nearly present day im pretty sick of oneitis and on here looking for ways to get over it. theres only one thing to be done sarge. i have an advantage. I have my own house and im leaving the town im in to move closer to the city. everything in my current town now becomes free game if it backfires ill be moving!

Friday 14th FEB V DAY :-/

didnt really feel like going out as had a big weekend planned Auckland 9s was calling me i had my ticket and costume ready for a huge weekend in the sun with beer and birds. still i got out of work and headed to the gym as normal did my business there and felt the post workout rush so headed for a quick beer to celebrate the weekend before heading home to rest for the 9s.
there was a good crowd down the pub i dumped my gym stuff and headed to the bar for a beer and ended up surrounded by the 'local' crowd 3 beers later and im still there :-/ really should have gone home at this point. live and learn.
was minding my own business talking to a friend of a friend when 2 birds came over to join us im not even going to name them HB's its a contradiction. ill name them UG1 and UG2. i was not planning on dipping my wick in either i just want to put that out there now.
UG1 and UG2 jumped into our convo and started buying us both drinks lots of drinks:-) I should have heard the alarm bells ringing. the last thing i remember was standing at a table thinking i feel drunk or something.
the next thing i know im waking up in a bed with my arms tied at the wrists above my head and im completely naked. Normally it takes a moment for the brain to re-boot i shook my head. it didnt re-boot i llok to me right UG1 asleep next to me also naked i look to my left UG2 likewise. I panic. I use my teeth to untie myself and literally jump out of the bed- i search frantically for my clothes found only shoes and jeans no phone no wallet no gym stuff. That would have to do. run out of the door and into a street. I have no bloody idea where the fuck i am. i finally bump into some people and ask where i am they are missionaries and kind enough to tell me about god (great) and point me in the direction of my home 2 hours later im home and the first thing i do is have a system checking shit. Phew thank god everything is still as tight as it should be.
I still cant remember a thing but rest assured ill never let and UG's buy my lots of drinks on V day.

Scary shit

next report comes from FEB 21st- this i actually remebered.

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well been a mad week- off work ill all last week so no chance to update this or pull any skirt :-/
but lay report for 21st feb

started the night off with the folks- it was my old mans birthday so had to take one for the team and head out for dinner with the family- wasnt as bad as i thought it would be but had stupidly managed to double book myself so made my excuses early and managed to escape the family and head to my local bar where i had planned to meet HB9+ now she knew she had me right where she wanted me previously so i was quite glad i had double booked so it meant i was running late to meet her. I intend to have her chase me this time round rather than end up chasing her even if she does currently have a BF. she was constantly ringing me this night and texting asking me to hurry up as she was on her own at the bar we were to meet at. I ignored her calls and texts until i was about 10 mins away and simply sent her a text saying i was close by and would not be long. pretty sure i killed it by making her wait so long .... it ended up being 3 hours later than planned by the time i got to the bar and with no surprise she had already left. was a little gutted when i realised she had not waited for me. but it was still a friday night so decieded to see what else was around and try my luck. by being so late and making HB9+ wait etc i was confident that i had shown her that she was no longer my top piority and i wouldnt be bending over backwards to please her. but back to the game at hand

did my usual thing once at the bar got a drink and positioned myself in a prominat place in the smoking area and surveyed the place. it was pretty quiet for a friday nothing much happening a few large sets of mid-rangers who looked to be out for a birthday or somewhat, and then the standard small sets of less than appealing golden oldies. undeterred i pounched on the barmaid who works there a young blonde 19yo HB8 cute little thing who is friendly and is always good for a little flirt in front of everyone. an stupidly easy way to get in to the frame and get the birds currious when they see me flirting with her. a few minutes of light kino a few one liner jokes to make her laugh and she got dragged away. the downside of gaming a bird while she is at work... she might have to disappear to do ... work :-/
the job was done however a 3 set of birds were by now watching me from the other side of the smoking area none of them special 6-8's but there interest was there and nothing much else was on the cards. i noticed the table next to them was occupied by 2 young looking lads wet behind the ears and looking rather lost in the bar. I moved over to them and started conversation with them. the tables are pretty close to each other and i positioned myself standing between the two tables but with my attention cleary going towards the 2 lads. i was kind of creating a bridge between the 2 tables without commiting to the 3 set. i opened the lads with the usual small talk a few questions and established that they were only 18 and had just brought a house near mine and were exploring the local nightlife. perfect. dropped in a load of of stories from my previous nights out in and around the area had the lads in stiches a few times all while the 3 set were sitting listening to my tales of how i like to rip places up. I was selling myself as the fun loving party guy always with places to go and people to see etc half of it true half of it b/s i find a few tall tales dont hurt when trying to sell something. it didnt take long till the lads were eating out of my hands and trying to prove themselves to me so that i would take them out and show them the places to go and how to have a fun night and in turn the 3 set had all but stopped talking amonst themselves and were too listening intently to my yarns. still i did not attempt to open them tho.
then the perfect thing happened. another barmaid from yet another one of my local bars rolled up ( you can see a theme starting here i have a soft spot for barmaids, they tend to be fit and give you beer whats not to like? ) I had previously tried a few times to bag this other barmaid an easy HB8+ but had been shot down in flames as she had eyes only for my old flat mate (he had now gone overseas! ) she immeadiately came straight over to me went straight for the hug and quick kiss as if it was the most natural thing in the world and then joined the 3 set! - the lads were like whoa howd you know that chick and it was the perfect opportunity to link the 2 groups up so quick as a flash i introuduced the lads to HB8+ and she in turn introuduce us to her set. i had the perfect result i was the alfa male from a group of 4 birds and 3 guys. I had my choices of who i could go for. result!
introuductions done and the birds from the set were asking me about my stories they had heard me spin so i launch off into another story - this time about the previous weeks antics. I enjoy taking the piss out of myself and others around me it shows you dont take life too seriously and are up for a laugh its the way i make women feel comfortable with me and at the same time they compete to rpove themselfs to me when i poke fun at them. well i was on a roll and really went to town reliving how i had been kidnapped by UG's etc etc they loved it. by now the 4 birds were hogging my attention fighting over me speaking over each other to talk to me. it was hard work keeping them all happy. too much hard work the 2 lads were useless at conversation with women.
i needed a change of scene so suggested we all head to another bar, they all jumped at the chance it was like i had become a holiday rep for club 18-30 jeeze!
got to the next bar and it was going off the place was full of people dancing drinking etc. I took my opportunity and stationed my now group of followers in a corner and decided id drop them for a while and see what other options were arround. I made my excuses and said i had seen an old mate at the bar and would be back shortly.
20 mins of walking round and watching people and i realised i already had the best of options back in the group the HB8+ barmaid- she had been ginving the IOIs all night and i had already played some solid kino with her so headed back to the group.

WTF happend!?!?! by the time i got back there was only the 2 lads left and 1 of the 3 set a 6 maybe 7 at a push. schoolboy error i didnt seal the deal with anyone before i dumped them and now the other birds had been wooed by some randoms I was not impressed, but me being me i dealt with it. i had thought i had had a solid choice of any of the 4 birds that night and now i was left with only 1 bird looking sheepishly at me. FUCK IT!
i did what i had too i grabbed her by the hand and dragged her out of that bar as fast as her feet would carry her staright out of the bar into a cab and back to my place.
got her back to mine and after the standard bottle of wine suggested we head up to my bedroom. at this point i had been playing it pretty cool with her. she was by no means the fittest girl ive seen far from it- bit of a monster and i hadnt esculated much with her just talked with a gentle very light bit of kino i was still toying with the idea of if i should get my willy wet with her or not. when i suggested we head upstairs my intentions were still at that point .... gentlemanly :-/ and she pretty made up my mind by saying she was not that type of girl so if i expected anything i would be disappointed. the usual stuff. i told her not to worry and im not that kind of bloke lol she could just stay the night and catch a cab home in the morning. no sex. haha
got her upstairs she slipped down to her underware and still i was not sold on the idea of slaying her which says alot about how fit she was. but anyway stripped down regardless and joined her in bed now not sure what it was that happend next as im sure i was actualy going to try and sleep but must have come over with a back case of 'fuck it you only live once' cos the next thing i know is im kissing her on the back of the neck and before you know it she is all over me rest is history- i kicked her out first light in the morning and threw the bed sheets away- they were ruined it was the biggest squirter ive ever seen niagra falls has got some serious competion

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