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| anon737 | PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:00 am | |
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Posts: 14 | | Okay so I think I got catfished, but I now have a way of contacting this girl at her work. She has over a hundred thousand followers on twitter and if I got a date with her my value would skyrocket over night.
So I have her work number from twitter
I called a couple days ago and asked her if it was her I had been talking to and she said no sorry and that was that.
But I still have a chance, any ideas on what to say?
I was thinking of calling and saying hey it's anon again. Joking around with her about the catfish and telling her that I drove all the way out to LA to see her, and gotta DUI on the way out. It's actually a pretty badass story, I was slamming a bottle of whiskey while driving 110 down the shoulder of an LA highway
Then joking with her about tanning (she works at a tanning salon) and hopefully number closing.
This is a pretty bizarre situation and I was wondering if anyone had any pointers or number close routines I could use
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| DJ_Z | PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:49 pm | |
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA | | It is not a "badass story" to drive 110 mph on the highway drunk.
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| anon737 | PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:49 am | |
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Posts: 14 | | haha yes it is. I don't condone drunk driving but it was pretty cool. Thank you for the input thought
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| JackZero | PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:48 am | |
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Location: Los Angeles | | It is to your disadvantage to contact her at work. You will look like a stalker. That's stalkerish for regular women, just imagine a famous woman would think of you.
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| anon737 | PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:55 pm | |
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Posts: 14 | | maybe stalkerish but it's my only option and I've got nothing to lose. So what's the best formula for success in this situation?
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| negatron | PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:10 am | |
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Posts: 20 | | You should ask if she believes in magic and go from there!
lol seriously though, are you trolling? It sounds like you've never met her and are just stalking her hardcore. also don't mention getting a DUI... not having a car and getting you and/or other people killed is not a DHV.
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| alxbkr | PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:47 am | |
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Posts: 172 | | If you think driving 100mph drunk is badass then you're a douche.
If I think that then the girl will think that.
Don't mention any of that shit
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