So, I'm on a social sports team and this girl is one of the more "impenetrable" chicks I've dealt with in a long time. We do little jokes, have our own inside humor, and I kino when I can but I still have enough held back to the point where I can escalate and maybe make something happen with her.

She just added me on the book and I took about 3 days to accept the request. Long story short, I am making it look like I have a life outside of our sports team and Facebook (and I do...work long ass hours)

So I messaged her on the book after we had a game last night and she and I did a "high 5" routine and she finished it up a bit rough and slapped my hand pretty insanely hard.

MSG:
Me-"You should know my hand really hurts from what you did last night...so not cool"
Her Response about 4 hours later - "So I just saw your message from like a week ago. My bad! I had no idea it even existed until about 3 minutes ago. It was pretty sassy though. Anyway, I'm sorry that you're being such a baby about your hand! Next time don't ask for something you can't handle ..."

My issue is that attacks me on a few different levels. Any idea how to throw something back at her?