There was something going around on another forum where you would answer the other persons shit test then make a new one. I think this is a great way practice shit test responses so without further ado.

Response:

Shit Test:

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Shit Test: Why are you so tall?, you're like freakishly tall.

Try: I am not tall... you are short... make sure that when we meet you wear at least five inch heels...

This is an actual comeback that a friend of mine who is 6'6" tall used on a short girl at a party...

OP, I like the idea for this thread, I'll be back if it doesn't die ^^

Redlight u forgot to give a new shit test :/

Response: I don't know :<

Shit-Test: Wow you are old!

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R: "Does this work on every cute guy you hit on?"

ST: "Hold this for me." - she gives it, not asks for the favor.

*Unzip pants* Hold THIS for me

Shit test: "You're boring me..."

Shit tests are for AFCs...

They don't exist, and you act that way.... Not everything is a qualification to see if you meet her standards, all it really is is a check to see if you truly have confident behavior that will make you an acceptable mate for her.

My advice, NEVER LET YOUR EMOTIONS BE INFLUENCE BY ANYONE ELSE.

That is all you need to get past "shit tests".

Stop worrying about what to say, in fact stop worrying at all... that is one of the main problems here, people constantly put bandaids on gaping wounds.... fix the problem don't put a sticker over it.

I can give you a dozen "rebuttals" but honestly it doesn't matter. All that matters is your detachment from her statement, don't give her words power.

Peace and Love,

Vic

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Blogging again living life: http://www.Scienceofnaturalgame.com

This^

FUCKING ESCALATE.

Her words won't have power or do anything if your goal is to fuck her. When I'm with a girl, I'm thinking about fucking her and getting her to my place smoothly. She could say or do whatever, I'm going for it and smiling throughout because I know I'm gonna fuck her. Putting too much thought into a girl's "IOI's" or "IOD'S" will just fuck you up. A girl can give you all the IOI's in the world and could just be playing you. A girl can be quiet and shy and give IOD's because she's nervous or intimidated by you. Instead of thinking about that shit I just escalate.

I remember one of the only times a girl genuinely "shit tested" me a ton (she was attracted but saying negative shit to see my reaction). She came to my place for a date and while in my room said shit about everything looking for a reaction. "Your place is so small...It's messy...I don't like that picture...why are you so skinny..you're not my type." My response? I smiled and grabbed her and kissed her. The more she said, the more I escalated until sex. The best thing to shut a girl up is dick.

Best response for shit tests?
"Wow...you are so rude...it's cute." Grab and kiss.

"Haha...aww...some guy hurt you." Hug and kiss.

As poetic said never be influenced by someone. You want to fuck her so fuck her.

@1:
So shit tests are for afcs... really? REALLY? You think some "magic advice" will just fix a starter, "be a man"?
You don't need to know basic Word Karate We(I mean you two) started like that but let us tell you(beginners) that (we) you don't need it (anymore).

I'd say the word "shit-test" is misleading, it's word arts I am looking for and seriously I need no one to tell me to be a man cause I am a man already and dun't care (I'm a cool cat =P)
BUT I love to play word games, I love to educate my communication skillz!

@2:
Hehe I'll try that sometime in the field
Giving cheat codes for "shit-tests" tsk tsk tsk

But still, be honest here:
This will not work in Daygame, this will not work in School, College, the Gym, the office etc.
This will only work in Nightgame, that's what I say ;D

Plus: Report Poetic for being a party pooper and Neo for cheating.

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R: "I figured I should tone down the excitement, don't want you creaming your pants just yet"

ST: "You're not a gentleman, I like guys who are gentlemanly"

(and without going off on one, this is a thread for practicing shit tests, not a thread for debating the merits of shit tests, tolerance people)

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I read something that I thought was so helpful... Someone suggested watching a few episodes of Nip/Tuck to see how the character "Christian" handles shit tests with women. So I did, and despite the fact that the show is fiction, it was awesome seeing a very effective way to use confidence and proper body language to diffuse shit test situations with beautiful women. Definitely worth checking out. I'd elaborate on the dialogue from some of the situations, but you really have to pair it with the body language to get good insight from it!

This x100.

I agree with you... But it is helpful for some guys to have the quick, witty one liners to throw around. Some people don't know how to be a "dick" like that because they've been taught "be nice" their entire life. Sometimes you've gotta be mean to let people know you're not someone to fuck with.

Response: "Then I am more than good enough for you"

Shit-Test: "You are so girly"
(Not to confuse with "Are you gay" -> the response for that is going for the kiss if anyone missed that ;P)

@ The Dudes: Guys seriously, derail this nice thread more and I'll start hitting report buttonz fo sho ;P
I might even start doing this to this innocent forum >:)
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"Oh that reminds me, I need to borrow your hair straighteners, you'll have to lend me them at our next slumber party"
I'm pretty sure that's not a shit test, but all I might do to maintain rapport is say "awesome, if I was a woman that's what I'd be too!"

ST: "Do you always let people walk over you like that?"

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Response:

Why would I?

ST:*opens* You sound like a nice gu0y