I just added this one to my official NEG list. Love it!

As for me...

HB: (on a bus) "So, what's up?"
Me: "Not so good"
HB: "why?"
Me: "cause your picking up on me."

Talking about terrible things to tell a women!

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The trick is to make the experience unforgettable to her.
A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime.

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I had a set of hot sisters..

Both were digging me..

I couldn't make up my mind, so I told them I loved them both..

Suddenly, neither were diggin' me..

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nothing as bad as that really as the following were kinda forced on me, me and my mates have a drinking game called tell her which is automatically played when we have drinks in our hands, basically if you say something about a girl and someone shouts "tell her", you have to tell her what you just said or see off your drink. A few snippets from my mouth:

To HB9: Hey girl, I don't know you and you don't know me, but I'd really love to pop my cock in your mouth and skull fuck you

To fat woman on a bench: Ever though of getting off that bench, it looks like it's bending (I had a whole bottle of wine on me at the time, had no other option!)

To HB9 with HUGE tits: Great tits, i'd sure as hell like to suck on them, got milk? (got a slap here)

to girl who looked like a tramp: How much?

another girl who looked like a slut: What time do you knock off tonight?




yes i know, me and my mates are tools!

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Bad Bad Bad... I went to Styles myspace page the other night and found something about nose rape... The stuff was hilarious... Anyway, a couple days ago me and about 5 other friends went out bar hooping. We split up into two groups and decided to me at the strip club by my house after we were all done. So when me and the guy I was with got to the club, we found them already there with some of the ladies. One of the girls asked me for a dance when I noticed the bull style nose peircing she had... All I could think about was the nose rape video I saw and I asked her....

"Have you ever been nose rapped?"

Well, gonna be awhile befor I can go there again....

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Well I had been flirting with this girl and I totally blew it up.

Her: So what does everybody say about me?
Me: Well some of my friends, I can't say, think you've got silicon breasts
Her: Look they're real (plays with her breasts) see? You acn feel them.
Me: I don't need to see that
Her: a fake smile
Akward silence for some time
I froze and freaked
I should have said: Well if you insist or something along those lines anything would have been better
That is just about when I knew I needed help and some months later I am here.
I was in the eighth grade hwen that happened so at least I haven't wasted alot of my years

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When I had smoked weed for the first time in a long time and was high as hell:

Me (sitting on my girlfriends bed, she was naked and somehow the subject of her boobs got came up): "Yours are nice. The girls im with usually have bigger ones though."

She almost started crying and I was so high I didnt realize what I said until 10 minutes later.

I was working part-time at a second job
I was trying to date two of the girls that worked there with me (there were only 8 employee's there)
I went in one day after having dinner with one of the girls; both were going to be working at the same time and I wanted to play damage control and make sure I was not coming up in conversation.
As soon as I got there, I texted my buddy:
"Hahaha man, I just left dinner with -name- and now I am standing here at Cinemas trying to mack on her and -other name- at the same time. I'm flirting with both and making it look like it is directed to just one. lol"

After talking to both of them for a couple minutes, I went in to watch a movie. 10 minutes later the one I had dinner with comes storming down the isle. *insert slap* her: "what the fuck is this all about?"
me: "uh.....uh......" choking on my tongue "its just guy stuff....ignore it"
she leaves.
Me: *gets up and leaves through fire exit at bottom of theater. leaving in such a hurry, I did not realize I left both doors wide open behind me.

silly me....silly 'ol me.....I sent the text to her.

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either that, or when I was 16 I was approached by a girl who was known to be slutty in school.

She came up to me and asked if I was a virgin. I got all red and told her that I was. Then I farted and laughed.

Needless to say I did not lose my virginity until I was 19.

Needless to say I have done a lot of maturing since then.

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I told her to stop touching me and she did...lol drunk game is interesting

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Rock climbing in a year 8 camp there were two male instructors showing us how its done. I knew the name of one of the instructors but not the other.

Me: Hey Simon whats the other guys name

Whole class: Silence

My Teacher: Disgusted/ angry look

One of my mates: Thats a chick dude

Girl Instructor: My names Karen

Me: Cool, ummmm errr

You should have requested to see the evidence.

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Dude - lmfao - seriously