I'm hooking up with a girl, she's cute, nothing serious.

The only issue is that she smokes, so she has some fuzz on her upper lip. I hate it…so much. I can feel it occasionally when I don't shave. This is not the first time it has happened. I need a smooth way to get this across to her and future women.

I mean seriously, why can't girls catch this themselves. It's not attractive.

Most bleach because if they share or wax it just comes out thicker, and worse.

... I don't think smoking is what causes that.

There's absolutely no good way to convey to a girl she needs to wax her upper lip.

None.

Buy her electrolysis sessions for Vday.

I wasn't going to admit to this, but fuck it.

I'm currently dating this hot as sun Ukrainian milf, 35 full on 2xDs.

Two weeks ago we spent the entire weekend Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, together, fucking and sucking, only getting out of bed to shit, shower, and eat. NEVER apart. Never dressing. No time for primping and pruning, makeup or hair.

By then my face and her pussy were rubbing enough stubble to catch fire!

Sunday afternoon we go at it again, afterward in a tender embrace, I take her chin in my thumb and forefinger, to give her a kiss.

I notice a small rough patch, and as often I do, speaking without thinking. I teasingly say "Holy fuck we've been in the bedroom so long even you are getting a beard!"

She immediately busted out balling. She was mortified that i had noticed. Can't blame the poor thing.

Long story short, she had laser SPAM but after 2 years it came back.

I'm still banging her, but I have not seen or felt anything since. But she always takes a little 'time to herself' when we are on a bender.

I don't know if any of this will help your situation, but I am here to tell you since I acknowledged the obvious, I have not seen it again.

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Been a while since i've had a MILF. They tend to be more adventurous and up for trying new things in general. Really sexy... Plus they take care of themselves a lot better than younger women mainly because they have to to be such bombshells.

But yeah, I guess you'd just say it or hint that you've noticed it. She's probably really insecure about it and the slightest hint that you notice would set her off and make her wax it. Try kiss her and then rub your upper nose. Never had a chick with a tash so I couldn't really say how to approach it!!

Haha - awesome story Heywood...

That totally could have gone the other way though. She could have been so humiliated and embarassed (or thought you were an asshole - even though you actually said it in a really good funny way).

Tread lightly if you're gonna try that OP

Did you discover the patch of facial hair before or after discovering she had a penis?

Yep! Lmao

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