"Chill out cowboy"

Works like a charm! Ive been experimenting with it and Ive gotten great results. Shut every AMOG down.

You can experiment with it and vary it a bit. Like "Woah there cowboy" or "Calm down cowboy". You choose. Its gold and I recommend you give it a try.

Bedrock

haha yea, until he goes all brokeback on you.

But yea I'm sure that works. I usually go "wooahh, easy man... easy" but kind of saying like your just fuking around

Yea, I would probably recommend something that doesn't result in a fight. . .

I would recommend something that does result in a fight. However, remember to always keep your composure and never be the first to throw a fist. If you are attacked you can defend yourself in any way you can, and if worst comes to worst, because you didn't pull the first punch, it is categorised as justifiable homicide. Anyway, I have seen it many times, the winner in a fight always gets the girls. Notice the plural there...

Go forth and conquer!

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haha lmao. But no really.. alot of time the winner of a fight gets the girls. Reminds me of a story.. I was at a party and at this time I was kind of just a floater around this girl I liked (her bf was my *boss*!!), but I overheard some guy talk crap about her and her friend so I called him out to his face. He quickly tried to sic his black friend on me and everything got all heated people were pulling us apart.. well I waited until his friend turned around and punched his face once.. but so hard blood squirted onto my bud's leather couch. I was f*$king heated. (I am normally not very violent, but it pissed me off he would talk crap about a girl, then when confronted try to get his friend to beat me up).

But yeah one of my buddies who was back from Iraq at the time, had to restrain me after that one shot.. He later told me he grabbed me because he was shocked at the fury behind that punch and was worried. "That's what you get for talking shit, punk! I yelled at the guy." So yeah he thought he was bad ass and was still talking crap even though I had just knocked his tooth out, so we took it out side and everyone at the party crowded around like drunk people at a party do. Long story short, I beat the sh*t out of him. After I had beaten him into submission I walked back in the house and all the girls were gasping because I was covered in blood. "It's not mine.. " I told em.. (it wasn't) .. But after everyone calmed down and the guy's friends took him home because of the condition he was in I shook his hand b4 he left and said.. sorry man, but thats what happens when you talk crap

After I was talking to one of the girls he was talking crap about and I told her why I beat the shit out of him.. after that she was on me like stink on shit.. and we had great sex all night long.. funny thing is the other girl I liked (whose bf was my boss) was making fun of me the next day for making the girl moan so loud. haha. Ultimately I stole my Boss's gf and made her mine for some time, because he pissed me off by not paying me for work I did for him. haha =. yeah I'm (was) twisted!

But yeah, I'd say fighting definitely turns *some* girls on. But it's way more trouble then it's worth!

'Whoah there cowboy' would get you looked at like a fool in England. I'd swap the 'cowboy' part for either fella, sunbeam, or just plain old son.

Alright sunbeam!

Alright son, how's it going?

Now then fella!

The sunbeam one is particulary effective imo. It's friendly, it makes you seem interesting for using a non-familiar phrase, and ever so slightly demeans the AMOG.

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SUNBEAM LOL!!! I'm totally using that =)