Hey forum,

Below I'll be providing chat logs that I recently had with girls from the app Tinder. I'm so lost at what is going on... I can't tell if these girls are simply horrible texters, not interested, or if I didn't do enough on my end. This is just one of the many I have experienced. If you guys want more chat logs I will provide them.

Tinder Girl #1

Me:Are you matching with me without saying hi?
HB: Hi:) Lol I've had exams lol to busy for tinder but i'm done now
Me: I guessss i'll forgive you I'm still in exam mode. What's it like begin in heaven? And by heaven I mean being finished with exams
HB:Aww! And amazing! Aha except my last exam was brtual - what school do you go to??
Me:I bet I can gett what university and program you're in. I've at at [insert school name]
HB:Aha where do you think I go?!! and cool I know a lot of people who go there
Me: Hmm i'll have to go with Ryerson. To guess your program I have to know more about you.
HB: Aha your right! So your an aspiring writer and a psychic
Me: I'm also a superhero at night. Whether you believe it or not I can read you like a book I know everything about you
HB: Woah woah woah.... This is getting creepy. Except your superhero comment was cute
Me: It isn't creepy! Give me a chance to tell you what I know
HB: Okay chance granted
Me: You're a stay at home mom with 8 kids, and you favour your daughter Suckdeep amongst the rest. You are also having a love affair with Nutella.
HB: Ahh one of those is right
Me: You gotta stop having kids Christina
HB: I know
Me: I was hoping my psychic senses were wrong... Guess not. Things arent going to work out between us. Its you, not me.
HB: Okay
Me: So tell me about yourself
HB: I thought it wasn't going to work
Me: You're cute so I'm willing to look past your 8 kids and get to know you better
HB: Ahah I think that was a compliment why dont you tell me something about yourself
Me: How about we play the random question game. First question, did you drink egg so far this Christmas holiday?
HB: Allergic hbu?
Me: Are you allergic to eggs? And nope I haven't but it's like my favorite drink
HB: Milk - they do sell a milk free one though

This is the part of the conversation that makes absolutely no sense to me. I'm skipping through some of our texts.

HB: What's one of your favourite things to do in your spare time?
Me: If i'm lazy i'll lay down and listen to music. If I want to be productive i'll continue some of my writing projects, produce music, or simply read
HB: Thats cool

From this point on unless she was talking about herself, she never returned any questions or played along with any of my role-plays and jokes. Our conversation ended with her saying "Aha " and me saying "Yea lol"

It's obvious, why this girl is flaking:


1. This is clownishness right here, and the girl might think you are bitching her. Also the "suckdeep" thing comes off as too strong. You don't even know this girl and you are making jokes about a daughter called Suckdeep, you are totally sending out signals of a twisted personality. Keep a low profile online! Keep the jokes simple and void of any explicit language or profanity.


2. What is this? You don't want to jump through her hoops? She is literally asking you to DHV about yourself, but instead you decline, which looks like you are trying to hide your personality from her! This will fill her head with fear and warning signs about the other guys that hurt her in the past! Next time, tell her something cool about yourself, don't try to be a MPUA at every turn!

3.
Again: the girl is asking you a question. And now you do reply, but you DLV: the very first word you use to describe the spending of spare time is: LAZY. This will be printed in her forehead, and totally turn her off. What cool chick wants to hang out with a guy that wants to lay on his couch with his headphone on and his laptop on his lap? Maybe you were trying to be honest here, but you totally forget that you need to be adaptive sometimes. Her questions actually meant: "what would you do in your spare time with me if I was your girlfriend?" Would you still give the same answer?


Hope this helps man, I have struggled with this, and still struggle with this on line daily, but as soon as you start ruling out mistakes, improvement will come fast.

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"Always leave her better then you found her"

You got it all backwards bro.

Sarge girls face-to-face first and then text. NOT text them first and finally meet them face-to-face.

As for gauging a girl's interest, the best ways are nonverbal compliance tests like:

1. You eye fuck her and she eye fucks you back.

2. You hold her hand and rub it for several seconds and she doesn't pull back.

3. You touch her hair for several minutes and she doesn't stop you or eject.

4. You touch and rub her tummy just above her pussy area and she doesn't stop you or pull back.

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Approach. Open. Escalate. Isolate

Here are my two essential rules on texting that will save you tons of time and money:

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