Okay, I'm new to this, so in your response, please put a [translation] of any acronyms so that I can learn.

Anyway, I'm married and doing this while my significant other is totally unawares. But I signed up with this one adult site, sneakily inserted my e-mail address between the lines, and then got some messages soon after from a few chicks. Most were scammers except two web cam girls that were down for f*cking if I signed up on some sites and liked their videos. One is visiting from out of town, gave me her phone number, exchanged some pics and eventually said she'd let me pound her without the sign up BS.

Tonight, we're going to meet outside her hotel lobby and get some cocoa or something at starbucks next door and then she'll decide whether she'll let me in her room or not

I already told her that I wouldn't be bringing any money/plastic with me other than for coffee and she was fine with that. We haven't met yet nor has she seen my face.

Anyway, here's the deal. We'll meet, chat, etc. How should I converse? I speak slowly, which is good, cuz her English isn't that great (latino) and I'm an introvert by nature. But what topics? How should my attitude be? ALSO, I have a big beard. She knows that but she hasn't seen it. When I used to work in a factory, they called me "osama been weldin" haha even though a lot of women find me hot nonetheless. The point is, I gotta play this *perfectly* in order to drill this chick for a couple nights and come home a happy man