Alright boys, this may be pick-up-forums history..

So I was trolling the internet going back and fourth from Facebook, PUA Chat, and OKC lmao.. And I read this girls drunk posts status that said something under the lines of "IM DRMK HAJAHA YOU ALL SUCK" and I commented with "grammar game on point" instantly receiving a message from her and this is the convo,

In the meantime I was explaining on chat that some girl wants to come to my house and my car is in the shop and I lost my wallet..
Thank the Lorde for the pua community...

Her
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Friday at 10:35pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
Jerking off to Paul walker videos.
Friday at 10:36pm

Her
SOUND BEAUTIFUL
Friday at 10:36pm · Sent from Chat

Her
LO;
LETS GO WILDN PUT
OUT
Friday at 10:36pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
LMAO!!!!!
Dude your wasted..
Friday at 10:37pm

Her
COME PICK ME UP! MY PHONES DEAD AS SHIT AND I NEED SOME GOOD COMPANY ON THIS FRIDAY
I WANNA SEE WHAT THE AUDI HAS TO OFFER HAHA
Friday at 10:38pm · Sent from Chat

Her
im by the highschool you can handle one crazy drunk girl right ?! lol
Friday at 10:39pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
Nice try little dude, I'm a good boy!
Friday at 10:40pm

Her
then sober me up and we can be good kids lol
i wanna ride in the audi
im right by the highschool i wanna see if your as cooler as you make ithahah]
Friday at 10:40pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
Paul Walker is in hibernation because I went to hard in the silver paint.. Your a user girl aren't you?!
Friday at 10:43pm

Her
user?1
Friday at 10:43pm · Sent from Chat

Her
leggo homie! lets spit some beats
Friday at 10:44pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
"as cooler as you make it"? your trippin. as fun as you sound my warm bed is amazinnggg on the body
Friday at 10:45pm

Her
then let me join lol im too hyphy to stay in my bed
Friday at 10:46pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
Get a cab, my door is open.. tea is brewin..
Friday at 10:47pm

Her
phones dead...
tea sounds lovely lol but that audi sounds better lol!
Friday at 10:47pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
Audi is not gonna be goin for a few days.. your a car slut lmao
Friday at 10:48pm

Her
then call me a cab lol. i am not more like diesel slut
way sexier
Friday at 10:48pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
I've had it all sweetheart. how drunk are you scale 1-10
Friday at 10:49pm

Her
5
drunk enough im not blacked ouit
but i still wanna drink some tea and sober up (*;
Friday at 10:49pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
i just dont like doin the hang with drunk girl thing.. lmao
Friday at 10:51pm

Her
lol trust me im much more entertaining this way we can have a rap battle
you remember 4 years ago when me and hillary told you who was gangsta rap and who wasnt at dodge?7
Friday at 10:51pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
no i don't ... but if your payin for the cab, i guess you can join the fun
Friday at 10:53pm

Her
fuck you pay please lol.
i already got a cab tonight
im downtown sonora where you be at?
Friday at 10:53pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
i be in the woods. where i shott grizzly bears
Friday at 10:56pm

Her
lets go shot some then
ill help paay\
?
Friday at 10:56pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
alright fuck. whats the address your at
Friday at 10:58pm

Her
Xxx xxxx st directtly from the highscool
Friday at 10:59pm · Sent from Chat

Finibangin
stay posted braa
Friday at 11:03pm



Soooo in the meantime I was on chat like I said before and a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER BY THE NAME OF Maheen (I have never met him or talked much other than a but on chat) sais "If your getting laid I'm willing to pay for it, what's another 40$"
I was like ooooo fuck.
Sent him the can number and all of a sudden the can alla me and says she's in her way..
All Maheen said was "pay it forward"

Now I'm waiting to help a fellow pua:)))

Anyway so she shows up and I give her a hug and push her away and start kino right off the bat.. Side note: I met this girl WAYYY back I'm highschool never really talked since. Anyway, the tea was brewin and I started just running qualifications and DHV stories, negs. Typical stuff:) and we went into the bedroom and she was laying on the bed.. I sat on the other side and started watching videos on YouTube so she felt comfortable.. Also wrote on chat that she was there lmao..

So I pushed her and started play fighting and went in for a kiss then put my finger on her lips and backed away to start teasing and begin a chase.. Anyway we started making out and im aight it all the way to bra off but the second I went for in the pants she stopped me and it was blast through LMR time and I pulled out my laptop and started watching "simple pickup" videos buaha ha! So then she started pulling me and I would just push her hands off and say "no it's okay I'm still here I don't want that"
So I eventually started again and if get a step further each time and I had to do this "laptop trick" three times till I finally put a rubber on ans smashed..
I was pissed at this point so I blew as fast as I could, rolled over passed out. Woke up,
Hit again, came fast again.

She was at my house all day while I was at work and when I came back I was like "wtf one of your boyfriends couldn't have picked you up" lmao she said no. I smashed again super fast.

Took her ass home, she said "text me" I said no, she said yes, I said no.

I texted her back today when she wanted to know the name of the funny pickup videos I walked but I said secret.. And little more texting but yea..

S/O to MAHEEN HAHAHA

Love it, nice one.

Haha loved how you watched SP in front of her, nice one bro.
She ever get mad about you going too fast or was she too drunk to know what was going on?

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Lol na by the time we did anything i made she was pretty sober.. and yeah i had to BLAST through LMR like three times it was a bitch lol