hi everyone

Quick story short:
I was searching for a first good opener to text.. Wanted go to with knock knock but changed to "aaaah help! "

now she already went to bed so she will only respond in the morning. (7hours left)
She will probably ask what's wrong and who I'm.

And I would answer: I'm nervous about a solicitation meeting I've tomorrow. (If i say that she will immediately know i'm.
But than i thought i would sound insecure because i'm nervous for the meeting what is not very attractive..

So my question to you guys, help me out of here with a good answer I can give when she answers my text.

Would really appreciate it

I would say something funnier than that
maybe even say you were stuck in a bear trap or an alligators mouth but she's too late to help now


you could have been eaten!!

move swiftly on to next subject without referencing aahhhh help! again

then set up a date as soon as its appropriate

if she is enthusiastic about meeting you can make some joke about not expecting you to save her from any bear traps/alligators though.

Read the situation for comfort and attraction level.

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those who say it can't be done should get the fuck out the way of those doing it

When she asks what's wrong, say:

"I need my cock sucked as quickly as possible."

If she never replies, delete her number and find another bitch.