Thoughts on this lads?

What I’m doing with my life
Ha, what am I not doing is more the question here. It's not easy throwing a law degree, an internship at a law firm and finding time for a social life like mine but somehow I do all three with time left in between.

I work hard during the week and god damn do I like to make the most of my weekends. (Sunday's are always a struggle).

I’m really good at
Cheering people up seems to be a real strong point of mine, I say things that can either leave you in hysterics or leave you feeling violated, < not sexually. This just comes from nack of making friends and keeping friends, I have this strange charisma mixed in with the slightest bit of arrogance that people seem to like.

I like drawing portraits of people and I'd even rate myself at being a darn good guitarrist (not really, ha).

Also I've never lost a game of beer pong so challenge away!

The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a normal guy rather than one of those seedy Indian looking people that stench up pubic transport. < Not racist at all, Ha!

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Non-fiction books are my favourite, I do enjoy some fiction but I'd rather read a biography. My music taste varies depending on what i'm doing, I can go from rap, to acoustic and end up listening to industrial or trap.

There is nothing better watching a movie on those lazy days/nights but as far as a favourite goes it is definitely Blow, (massive Johnny Depp fan).

The six things I could never do without
Easy. Pizza, beer and movies. My phone and music, seriously imagine life without music. And last, my dog. Who is just one massive ball of fur and energy.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about what I'm doing. If I'm studying that all that goes through my mind, same applies when i'm working. I like to stay focused and motivated.

On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are usually more relaxed, Im always up for the classic 'pub after work' but apart from that I'm with my friends either catching up or on some random adventure.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am the SPAM.

You should message me if
You're not a serial killer or mentally deranged

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The difference between me and you? Nothing.

Reverse the context.

Describe what YOU are looking for in a woman.

Your current profile is selling yourself too much like the rest of the guys doing online dating.

It's a bit serious too.

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I have found describing what I am looking for to be very ineffective... The key I have found is a profile that stands out at a glance. Something extremely catchy, right away. Basically, make it catchy, the rest hardly matters.

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http://www.joshsway.com -- dating, online dating, fitness, fashion, and more...

PM me your profile bro.

Curious to see an example.

Don't worth I'm from the UK so your local state won't go viral with your profile

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