Hello fellas...
While trying my best here to apply the 'skillz' I was told that I sounded kind of a robotic PUA machine thats using the dating forums to attract girls and quote-unquote sacrifising them on the dark temple of Moloch 8/ ... Ive tried to diffuse the robot part with some humour: "Picture me as a 45 feet tall optimus prime, sitting in 'indian' position, with a tiny human sized laptop in his lap, and trying to use human keyboard with his gynormous... finger "... and the seral killer part I treied to deflect it with some humour too like:" however dark temple of Moloch sounds more interesting that the hall tabernacle of the Jehovas whitnesses (Black candles and slayer/rave music in the background blacklight art and everybody be carrying glowsticks and black robes " however as my messages had become longer per iteration up to 9 repplies(a record for me, using 'conventional' logic got me as far as 1 to zero responses on the average...) I bvelieve that im loosing the battle and got lost somewhere having broken some rule of thumb...SO HOW DO I CONVEY ON MESSAGING THAT IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER? (Which Im not, I like puppies and kittens, luv my mommy and pops, having apple pies, an have never killed anyone ... >:P ) THANX IN ADVANCE...

...he said before slashing her throat.

Anyway, response to "how do I know you are not a serial killer": "you don't. Wanna meet? I'll pick you up on my black panel van."

As for the robotic part, you are probably mixing together a few lines from text game text books (pun not intended). You just need to find your own ritme and style. Don't worry, it comes with time.

BTW: POST 200!!!

Solid dude.

"You don't. Of course, my last... date... didn't think so either."

Then you both laugh and shag her.

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Thanks,

WGY

"Do you have some good openers for Chinese girls?"
"They usually don't need an opener. Most of them are the pull-tab kind."

Don't GAF, just DGAF (think about it)

Fear is the mind killer. Anger is the mood killer.

may be you threaten to kill people. i can't tell if i dont' know a person.

I'm not sure what i just read, but it was massively entertaining..... not really helping am I?

Al