Does swimming make u taller?



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:20 pm 
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Thinking of leaving gym for swimming.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:53 pm 
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Thinking of leaving gym for swimming.
As someone who has swam competitively from age 10.. and is 5'8" (shortest guy in the family including cousins and uncles etc.) .. I'm going to go with, NO.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:32 am 
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Well, there's this study where they threw down a dozen silverback gorillas down a ravine with a pool at the end daily for 3 years. The primates were tied to bungee jumping ropes and when the ropes went stable just about right where the gorillas were a few feet above the water, they were cut loose to swim.

Gorillas that were tied up with bungee jumping rope by their legs saw increases in the length of their legs which (naturally) made them taller. Gorillas that were tied up with bungee jumping rope by their nuts saw increases in the size of their balls although their schlongs remained the same in length and girth.

In summary:

Bungee Jumping + Swimming = Win

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:46 am 
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i think ill do Pilates instead

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:25 pm 
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lol....definitely not. Just FYI, being short doesn't hurt your game any. I'm a really short guy and I've stolen girls from the tall body builder type guys.


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Does swimming make u taller?
No, but if she's hot enough and you're skinny dipping, your 'keel board' will help you keep a straighter line.

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