OK let me give you the low down. I am currently on POF and have been for a while. My profile is solid and my pics are decent. Recently, for reasons unbeknown to me, I have been receiving an influx of messages from strangely good-looking girls. It seems to be ever since I turned 25. I'm not complaining about this phenomenon - I've actually managed to take a few of them down
. Anyway, I was chatting away to a HB8 (who I actually have in the bag for tonight) when I received a message from a mind-blowingly stunning girl. I have attached an image to show you. If I have done this correctly, this should link to it:
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If that doesn't work - please just take my word for it.
Ok, on to the conversation. The best things about this - and the most surprising...is that she messaged me! I was shocked, I didn't know what to do. I can handle girls nearly all the time but when a girl like this talks to me I just lose my shit and it pisses me off. I tried my utmost to keep it cool but couldn't stop panicking when she took forever to reply! Anyway, here's the conversation as it stands:
Basically, my status is "If anyone asks we met at an orgy!"
Her: 9/27/2013 4:02:24 PM
LOL met at an orgy....your funny x
Me: 9/27/2013 4:08:53 PM
Why thank you very much! You have a very in depth profile don't you?
[There was fuck all on there.]
Her: 9/27/2013 4:09:29 PM
Ha ask me questions then
Me: 9/27/2013 4:11:19 PM
How about I give you an opportunity to tell me 5 interesting/amazing things about yourself? I'll give you a point for each one that I deem good enough. Make the most of this opportunity - I expect my mind to be blown.
Her: 9/27/2013 4:13:11 PM
Ok 1 I was archery champion for my county when I was 12! 2 I won a competition in loaded magazine for most beautiful breasts in 2011 3 I was a playboy cyber girl last year on there website 4 I can cook very well 5 my dads from Canada
x
Me: 9/27/2013 4:24:53 PM
Only in 2011? You only won it once? That's a poor effort
What does a cyber girl do? I'm guessing that's webcam modelling right? I actually used to do that haha...not even joking.
In total I'm giving you 3 points for those...not bad but you could have done better.
Her: 9/27/2013 6:32:31 PM
Haha lol basically gets naked on video and what are yours then x
Me: 9/27/2013 7:54:42 PM
1. I won loaded's most beautiful penis 2013.
2. I spent 7 years in the Army.
3. I own two businesses.
4. My boobs are nicer than yours.
5. I also enjoy getting naked - it's one of my favourite past times and tends to get me in a lot of trouble.
Her: 9/28/2013 4:24:37 AM
Into trouble hey
That's where I have left it so far - I know I could quite easily fuck this up. What I need right now is for us to work together and make this happen as a team. I think if this actually happened IN REAL LIFE then I would die a happy man and you guys would be responsible. I am happy to give you a full running commentary and updates as long as you help me take her down - if I marry her that's ideal. I will even share naked pics with you if I get them - I just don't care. I'm aware that this could well be a troll and it seems too good to be true - but again, I JUST DON'T CARE. There's an ounce of hope here.
Show me what you've got guys!
CHAT