| Last night I was working on my paper on prostitution. After working for a while I got bored to death so I decided to head out. So I got myself ready – in fact I wore a red shirt (just so fucking sexy), a black velvet dress jacket, a red pocket square and a black jean followed with some black boots. This is an outfit that I haven’t used to for a while – good thing to try it out again. The red shirt makes me just stand out big time in clubs and the velvet jacket is just ”pimp”.
Either way, I head to a small bar by myself. It was really dead out there. Many clubs were closed because of Easter holidays. Either way that bar was open, but it was rather dead. However, when I got in I met some guys who I knew. I also grabbed a beer. Suddenly a tranny popped up – yes I know her from the gay club. What a coincidence to meet her at a normal bar (that isn’t known to be a gay place). She had a friend with her (a female). We talked a little. Turns out the tranny is a hairdresser now and can cut my hair for a low price. Suddenly some chodes came by and started bullying my tranny friend. I stood up and told them to get lost. After some back and forth they calmed down. I was not afraid of a fight and either way I made sure that I didn’t escalate the vibe. The guards were nearby either way (yeah we even have bouncers in small bars here). Either way, as a result the tranny’s friend loved me for backing her up, and showed big signs of attraction such as lying her head down on my shoulder and started touching me passionately. Sadly she started talking about her bad childhood, so I got crept out and when they both were leaving for another, I decided to not go with them for this exact reason. I hate low self-esteem crap.
By the way, the tranny’s friend challenged me a little. As I was going out alone, she gave me the classic “are you out alone” where are your friends” shit-test. Now, you don’t want to come across as a loner. The best answer to that is to tell her that you like going out alone – and honestly I do. The reason I cover this is because I see many rookies having problems with going out alone – often because they are being too afraid of how they being perceived.
Here are my reasons for going out alone that I tell women:
* I value independence – being able to do what I want whenever I want to. Bringing friends can often work against you if you value the following.
* I don’t need to bring friends because I am to meet new people – this is like bringing your own food to a restaurant.
* I meet people I know where ever I go anyway – so I don’t need to bring friends along.
After saying this, they usually perceive me as a confident man who isn’t relying on anyone – an independent man, which is an attractive trait. Either way the girl and the tranny left. I talked to some French people (I speak French fluently) and I met some buddies. At one o clock I left. I had no other options than to go to my usual gay place as most places where dead and the gay venue that I usually frequent is always crowded. So my best bet was to get there.
I arrived the venue. It was not super crowded but it was okey. I handle my jacket to the DJ who was high on amphetamines. He was playing some awesome minimal techno. Fun fact, high dj’s usually play the sickest music. Either way I dance a little. Suddenly I spot a girl who I knew from back in the days – I never fucked her, but I always perceived as one hell of a freak. She was from Thailand (adopted I believe) and is a really sweet and hot girl. I remember that she was very cool to hang out with. When I first met her a few years ago she had a boyfriend and sadly I never really had the opportunity to fuck her. However she knew what type of guy I was, which is a good thing. Last time I met her; I just broke up with my ex and was a little heartbroken (years ago now). She asked me how it all turned out. I told her that I forgot about my ex right after having fucked her best friend and roommate. Hbthai as we will call her laughed and said, “ you are such a bad boy”.
TVA: haha if you say so.
Hbthai: I hope you aren’t behaving that way toward your new girlfriend, she looks so sweet – I saw a picture of her (I have Hbthai on facebook).
TVA: well… It depends on what you mean with being bad? Because frankly I believe women are paradoxes - they love me but get really jealous if I fuck another girl and they lose attraction but don’t get jealous if I don’t – either way you are somewhat fucked.
Hbthai: you are right about that one!
TVA: on the other hand, I am sure my girlfriend would have loved meeting you – she would lick your pussy to death (she probably wouldn’t but I just said that to spike things up)
Hbthai: I am looking forward to that. (I remember her being Bisexual)
For some reason I left her as I wanted to check out the venue for different opportunities. My plan for tonight was not to get laid due to the simple fact that I have gotten laid every night I have been night and coming home really late. So tonight I decided to get straight home after closing time. However my plans got a little challenged as Hbthai asked me if I wanted to come with her to an after party at the dj’s place later on. I rejected that offer at the time being.
I didn’t meet many women. I interacted with some average looking women, but they were rather uninteresting. I went up to the dance floor again and I spot Hbthai with a very sweet brunette with blue eyes – she was really hot. Turns out she was hbthai’s target for the night. I went up to both of them. We will call Hbthai’s female target “Hbbrunette”. I introduced myself to her. At the same time I called out Hbthai, for being such a pervert after I found a bunch of condoms on the table (at gay clubs in Norway you will find free condoms). I went like “oh my god Hbthai, you are such a perve! Are you preparing yourself for a gangbang tonight?” It was at that time she told she was lesbian.
She told that she didn’t need those condoms, but that I might need them myself (at that point I truly doubted she was lesbian). I answered her that I hated those condoms, as they are way to small. Hbbrunette overheard the following and started smiling. Hbthai told me (by whispering in my ear) that she was so attracted to hbbrunette – “oh my god she is so hot” – oh I agree. As I am a good guy, I won’t steal hbbrunette from Hbthai steal so I left for dancing a little – being a cockblock is just lame. But I will admit that I felt very powerful by fact that I felt that I could steal her target anytime – I just had to deliver my charm. I was simply holding myself back – I am a good guy after all and I respect my friends.
They were flirting but in terms of escalating the vibe, they sucked. The level of physical touching was low. Women are like most men – afraid to make a move. Consider that women are submissive in their nature (and we men are dominant) - which means that we are supposed to make things happen. But in this case… we had no dominant part – both were in fact submissive. Because of that, things were not moving forward.
Another fun fact is that Hbthai have not been lesbian for long – she haven’t fucked many girls, so I can confidently say that she doesn’t know jack shit about how to seduce them. I also doubt that she truly is lesbian, in my opinion I believe she is rather bi – she is too feminine to be a pure lesbian. She has also been in a relationship with guys in her past, as pointed out earlier. It is also important to point out that she was nervous as hell. She even told me so – she didn’t know “what to do next” and requested my help on multiple occasions, as she knew I was the king of one-night stands.
It turns out that I also doubted the lesbian nature of Hbbrunette. She seemed too feminine to be a lesbian as well – but I could be wrong. I did ask her whether she was lesbian or not (this is a legit question to ask in a gay venues). She said she hated that question as she wasn’t sure yet as she has never had sex with a girl before. By that time, I started feeling that in case I didn’t do anything to help out my friend Hbthai, she would not have gotten laid – because fucking hbbrunette is as tricky as if a guy tried to bed a virgin on the same night of meeting her, which we will all agree is a rather hard thing to pull off.
Hbbrunette thought I was Hbthai gayfriend. She said, “So you are gay”. I looked at her deep in the eyes – “no I am not darling”. She asked me if I was straight. I answered that I was simply a perverted man who loves wild stories. Hbthail said I had a girlfriend (what is the fucking point of saying that?).
Hbthai: He has a girlfriend, I have seen a picture of her, and she is really sweet!
TVA: she is indeed. You girls should meet her once, I would love inviting you both for dinner one day at her place, so that we can enjoy good food and you can burrow her for an hour.
Hbthai: We would love to do that, if you are okey with it of course.
TVA: Oh I am, just make sure to bring some heterosexual girls to me for compensation – we do a trade!
Hbthai: haha!
TVA: Or we can have a puss-licking contest with one of you being the judge and name a winner!
Both girls: hahaha!
Hbbrunette: is she bi?
TVA: nah, she is simply a female – she has, like any other female had sex with women in her past, you know baby, curiosity is such a strong drive.
Hbbrunnette: true story.
I went up for dancing a little longer. I didn’t want to cockblock. I felt that simply by talking a few minute with them, I became the centre of attention. I talked to Hbthai and said: “ if you want that girl I will let you be alone with… I don’t want to cockblock… erhm I meant… pussyblock you”. She said that everything was all right and that she wanted me to stay (I was considering maybe meeting other women) - she said she wanted that girl, but that she had serious problems getting things further (translated in our language as” problems with escalating the vibe”) and wanted me to help her out. I asked her why that is so. Hbthai mentioned that HBbrunette was shy. I answered Hbthai that “I will take care of it”. Hbthai went to the bathroom. I decided to handle the shyness.
TVA: So little girl, I hear that you are shy – why is that so?
HBbrunette: haha… well this is my first time at a gay club - I just recently came out of the closet. I haven’t done anything with a chick before. I am nervous about it.
TVA: why is that? There is a first time for everything. Listen, you are just nervous because it is something new for you. There is a first time for everything. Honestly, I think that your shyness is very cute!
HBbrunette: thank you! I just get so nervous because I think Hbthai is so hot – look at her ass, so hot!
TVA: She truly is… and let me tell you that she thinks the same about you. But I am wondering what you a both waiting for, you are two girls who are into each other… why not take the step further?
HBbrunette: because I have never done it before – I feel so clueless and inexperienced… I am afraid of doing something wrong!
TVA: nothing wrong with being inexperienced and clueless if you are humble about it! You know, honestly being clueless can be a good thing, because you can then learn from more experienced people! And if your partner is experienced, I am sure she would really appreciate being your teacher! That is some hot role-playing you know! Role-playing often results in good sex!
HBbrunette: thank you, you are so kind! You seem very experienced.
TVA: I have done a few things in the past! You are not the first lesbian I am talking to (wink wink).
Hbthai comes back. She gave me a beer. That is cool. I made sure she sat down beside Hbbrunette. Now you guys are wondering why the hell I am willing to waste time pimping two girls together. The answer is simply that first of all it is very entertaining and second, I just knew that I there was room for a potential threesome. Because right now, the girl had two options – let us call it the “inexperienced lesbian’s dilemma”:
Blow me out – and be on their own, limiting their chances to get laid drastically, they knew that without me this shit would get nowhere.
Or… they could let me join them because they know that with me on the team, shit will happen.
I told HBthailand that HBbrunette was shy and that if she wanted anything to happen, she would have to make a move, because I was persuaded that Hbbrunette wouldn’t do so as she was more inexperienced with women than her. I told her that I would help her out to do the job if she needed me. I again told her that I could live them alone if she wanted to, just in order to find out whether I truly was welcome in their little game or not. I also didn’t want to come across as needy. Turns out she wanted to me to stay. She does indeed need me. Tonight, It will either result in a threesome or nothing for them. That thing was clear.
On the other hand, I was looking for other options. I met a few girls who I considered as back-ups (if things fucked up, I could extract them by closing time). I met two hot girls from mid Norway later on who seemed very into me and I managed to get sexual with them but a potential threesome with two lesbian women is far more interesting. Either way, back to our story:
TVA: (whispering to Hbthai): make a move or she will get bored… touch her and try to kiss her!
Hbthai: but she is shy!
TVA: I know… but you got to make the move sooner or later… and right now is the best time for you to do so. She will maybe resist you a little because she is nervous, but just take a step back and try again later… persist… at least that is what has worked for me in the past.
Hbthai: thank you!
Hbthai started touching Hbbrunette in a more sexual and intimate way. I looked at them both with some dirty eyes. I told them they both looked so hot together. Then I put Hbbrunette’s hand on Hbthai to make the escalation mutual. Then I took a few steps back and disappeared in the crowd on the dance-floor. When I turned around and looked back, I saw them both making out. I was proud of myself honestly!
Hbthai waves me over. She asked me if I wanted to come over to the after party at the dj’s place later on. I told her that wasn’t possible as he lived too far away. The DJ has a small apartment, with terrible logistics. I told the girls that I could call my female friend Hbtopmodel (who is a fuckbuddy of mine who is attending top model world wide championship). I told them that Hbtopmodel lived nearby and that she was somewhat bisexual.
TVA: Hbtopmodel and me are good friends; she has a nice apartment and is somewhat into girls.
Hbthai: oh?
TVA: yeah as a matter of fact, I have never fucked her alone – never done a one on one with her, she always had a friend over when were supposed to have sex, and so we have only had threesomes together. She will be completely fine with having you two over.
My plan was to get the chicks over to her place and hopefully score for a foursome. In case that would fail, I could always fuck Hbtopmodel alone while the two other girls fucked on their own. I tried to call Hbtopmodel…. She didn’t answer. Well what could I expect… calling a girl at 2.30 on a Friday night that is like asking for a flake.
I told the girl about the bad news. They asked me if we could go to my girlfriends place. I was not really confident about this one… so I was thinking for a minute about other potential logistics. After a while… I was thinking that they could always go to Hbbrunette’s place.
So I decided to handle the extraction. I drag them both out of the club. Outside I start doing some “extraction game”.
TVA: Hbbrunette…. Where do you live?
Hbbrunette: X place (not far away…)
TVA: why don’t you both to your place as it is not too far away from here?
Hbbrunette: I live with my parents (which turns out to be bullshit)
TVA: do you have some wine at your place?
Hbbrunette: yeah I do!
TVA: why don’t you go to your place, just a grab a glass of wine and then figure out where to go next from there (of course… once at their place, they were supposed to stay there).
Hbbrunette: …
Hbthai: let’s go.
TVA: cool thing is… I live on the same direction.
Hbbrunette: Where?
TVA: X place…
Brunette: awesome… then you can come with us!
I just acted like I wasn’t planning going with them in order to not come across as needy. But everything was set-up and everything went as planned – at least according to my secret plan. We walked together. On the way Hbthai had to pee. She went peeing in a bush. I decided to pee myself. Hbbrunette came over to me. She said she was really nervous and didn’t know what to do. I told her that she had nothing to worry about and that if she was nervous, I could be there and help her out. She was positive about it. But I told them I couldn’t stay at her place for long. She was cool with it.
We walked further. We talked about sex. Turns out Hbbrunette had an ex boyfriend, who turned out to be gay. I laughed about it – the relationship must have been really bad if both turned into homosexuals. Hbbrunette told me she never really enjoyed sex with a man. I told her that I completely understood her as most men according to my knowledge sucks in bed. It also turns out that Hbthai was 21 and Hbbrunette was 21 as well who was from the same side of town as I was – we had many mutual friends.
Arriving near Hbbrunette’s place. I was thinking twice about getting in. I told them it might be better for me to leave (as I wanted to wake up early the next morning). They insisted that I came along – “you can grab a glass of wine and leave right after”. I was cool with that. We all entered her place – nice apartment by the way. Hbbrunette prepared her bed… and we all laid down in it, watching some TV. We talked about “our first sex” and sharing stories of how we broke our virginity. I shared my story in details. Turns out my story were much wilder than theirs – I was fourteen and had a one-night stand with a sixteen-year-old chick that was rather experienced in bed.
At some point, Hbthai makes the “pussy licking move” with her fingers – you know the move where you do the “peace sign” while doing “licking move” with your tongue between your index and middle finger. I laughed and said to Hbthai… “If you lick pussy that way, you must suck big time! I am so happy that I was taught pussy licking by experienced lesbians” (which is somewhat true). I then showed her how I did it by sucking and licking on my index finger like it was a clitoris.
TVA: actually, did you girl know that there are many ways to lick pussy? You can lick with your full tongue – this doesn’t give any orgasm, but simply feels good… it is important to warm her up before hand…
Hbthai: indeed!
Hbbrunette: I feel so inexperienced.
TVA: chill out Hbbrunette, you have two experienced lovers here; you will learn a lot so do not worry! Oh… and you can lick with the tip of your tongue which gives orgasms. At this point it is important to keep a steady rhythm – orgasms comes only when you do a repeated stimulation with a steady rhythm. If you want to take things further, you can also suck her clit like that (demonstrating with my finger). When she is about to cum you can always insert some fingers into her vagina.
Hbthai: I have never had an orgasm!
TVA: no worry, most of the time, the cause is only psychological – you are maybe just nervous. I am sure you can cum when you touch yourself!
Hbthai: I can!
TVA: Well then… the cause is only psychological. As a matter of fact, women have 8 types or orgasm… (My good old classic) – this is convincing that women truly can get orgasms.
Hbthai: what?
Hbbrunette: for me it is more like “women can have zero different types of orgasms”.
TVA: ok… huum… you can have a mental orgasm, as you know the mental aspect in sex plays a huge role… you can also have a breast orgasm… how that is possible, I don’t know. You have clitoral orgasm… G-spot orgasm… by the way do you guys know where the g-spot is?
Girls: no…?
TVA: (demonstrating with her fingers).
I didn’t talk about all the orgasms, but I could. Either way, now it is time to really convey that I am a good lover. I could see that Hbthai was looking at me like if she was saying, “thank you brother –you truly are a secret society member”. Hbbrunette was getting really horny and it looked like a thunder had just stroked her. They were both under my spell. Now onto some more sex talk!
TVA: the G-spot is good for squirting… did you guys know that any healthy women can squirt? (True story)
Girls: no?
Hbbrunette: I only thought a few women could squirt!
TVA: wrong… well it is not that complicated. Just make her really horny. Lick her a little and make her cum a few times from oral sex. Then make your fingers wet and stimulate her g-spot like this (demonstrating with my fingers). Make sure you have a towel ready… things can get really wet.
Girls: haha!
I then told them that tantric massages could increase the chances of getting orgasms drastically, as tantric massages increases the blood circulation. I demonstrated on Hbbrunette (good way to get some physical touching going on– oh and the massage itself is rather innocent). Hbthai took over and tried to do it on Hbbrunette (which is awesome as both of us are now touching Hbbrunette). I told her that the effect would only come if you give a person a tantric massage every day during whole week. Hbthai was a little disappointed. HBbrunette had to head to the bathroom (AGAIN?). Hbthai started talking to me.
Hbthai: you surely know a lot about sex, she seemed to really enjoy hearing about it!
TVA: well that was the point; I talked about sex just to get her in the proper mood.
Hbthai: thank you (kissing me on my lips).
Hbbrunette came back. I went to the bathroom myself (I just finished my glass of wine). When I came back the chicks were making out, dry-humping each other. Hbbrunette was on top. They touched each other boobs and pussy, with still their clothes on. Hbbrunette pulled of Hbthai’s shirt while Hbthai was touching Hbbrunette’s pussy. They were both moaning. I was sitting their enjoying two “lesbians” pleasing each other while drinking wine – I simply love my life.
I told them that I enjoyed watching them and that I think it was a really cool experience. They smiled and kept on going. They removed all their clothes apart from their underwear. They were both really hot with nice asses. They kept making out, but Hbthai was touching me as well. I looked at her in the eyes for a shot time – she gave me the signal to go for it. The beast has been unleashed. I take of my socks and my red shirt. I pull Hbbrunette in and told her “I will make sure you both have the craziest time ever” and started kissing her. Then quickly after I started kissing Hbthai instead. From there I allowed them kiss each other for a little longer in order to make them feel comfortable – that I am not there to steal the show. I take off my jeans and take off Hbthai’s bra. I tell Hbbrunette to suck on one of Hbthai’s tits while I suck on the other one. I order Hbbrunette to tease Hbthai by licking her belly. She did so.
“Take of her pants” I ordered. She complied. Then I put my hand on Hbthai’s pussy and put her panties on the side ordering HBbrunette to lick it. She was licking Hbthai while I was kissing her.
“Nothing better than some cock and pussy at the same time don’t you think?” – the girls smiled. I take out my cock and put it in Hbthai’s mouth. I then pulled Hbbrunette away form Hbthai’s pussy and told her it was time for her to experience some cock again. She nodded so I decided to drop it. She had to be more warmed up before proceeding. Hbthai goes down on her and licks Hbbrunette’s pussy. At the same time I fuck Hbthai’s pussy. (Glad she had all the condoms from the gay bar with her) I then after a while tried again to make Hbbrunette suck my dick. This time she was way hornier, so she did (terrible cock-sucker, no doubt her ex turned gay).
We had sex for a little. I managed to fuck Hbbrunette’s pussy as well (It was tight as fuck). However, I was never the centre of attention. I was always simply a third party, that was just there as a supplement. It was like if the girls were fucking each other and simply used me as a real life dildo. I was an outsider that just had the chance to participate. It was very similar to the type of threesomes couples have when they bring in another girl. The girl becomes rather an assistant instead of a member if you see what I mean. However the night was still worth it – joining 2 “lesbians” when they are having sex is just true awesomeness.
One thing I would like to point out, after I was done, HBbrunette ordered me to leave. I felt like they simply used me for making the sex happen and used me as a living dildo – but I have nothing against that. ”We are done now, can you leave now please”. I was a little shocked but I quickly understood the deal. They just used me as a walking dildo that would help them escalate the vibe and make it happen. Women are pragmatists no doubt. Either way I am drunk and it is 6 in the morning. It is time to head home.
I am still a little blown away. This night was pretty weird. I haven’t really understood what really happened. Did they really want me to come along in order to make it happen? Or did they actually want to have a threesome? Was the threesome somewhat planned long before it got official? Why did they really ask me to leave? I have so many questions that have remains unanswered. Also, wether these women are true lesbians or simply bi is not really known - but I consider this point a little irrelevant.
I can mental masturbate my way to an answer but it remain rather fallible. So for you readers who hoped for explanations on why things went as it did, I just need to admit that, this time, I was not really able to diagnose the situations – what I have written in this LR is just my personal theory, but what was the real cause of this encounter remains unknown. Sorry for that.
Hope you enjoyed the report.
Questions and comments are welcome.
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