| Hi Guys,
I have not been able to sarge lately so I have not field tested this yet. I would however be happy for any comments on this routine.
So basically, we all know that it can be hard to approach sets out in the clubs, expecially if your sarging alone. Luckily, there is such a thing called pawning. Going into one set and getting social proof in order to move into another close all female or mixed group. My basic thinking about this routine is that it should fit both men and women. Most other routines and DHV stories fit only girls and bore the guys. I assume you tell it loud enough to let the girls overhear.
Here goes:
(Opening an all male set should be easy for anyone here so just do it.)
Hey guys, this place really reminds me of (insert name here) where I used to hand out before, even the bar is located in the same place, and the dancefloor. Its almost spooky, I used to bring my (friends, collegues, students, whatever group you have the alpha role in (DHV leader girls)) and the craziest shit used to happen .
Like the dancing dildo incident! (Hook all attention)
So I was out partying with my (insert group and a girl I was dating at the time (DHV preselection). This place was normally crawling with hot babes, like the one over there (insert masculin comment about a girl somewhere in the room) (Jelousy plotline for girls and male bonding for guys.)
So, it was my GFs birthday and her best friend (who had no idea that we were an item) had got her a package containing a dildo, you know those vibrating ones. My GF, unaware of the lurking terror, rips open the package, gets the dildo out, goes completely red in the face and tries to hide it from plain view. It was not an easy task since it was extremely big. So shes standing there, I am holding the wrapping paper and the package so my hands were full.
(Now you have to make some nice gestures!)
Her friend then show the good timing of reaching out snatching it out of my GFs hands, turning it on saying: I put some batteries in and made sure it works! My girlfriend misunderstands this wonderfully friendly gesture and you can see by the panic in her eyes that she thinks that this girl has actually used it before giving it to her. So she reaches over and tries to take it back, they both panic and sends the dildo, still vibrating, flying over right into the middle of the dancefloor! People notice and in a half second, an open area is created around the vibrating dildo among the dancing people.
One of the guards, attracted by the action walks over looking really angry. He picks it up, raises his eyebrows in a liking manner, puts it in his pocket and walks away just like that.
So thats how a gurad stole my GFs dildo.
Ezo
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