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Okay listen up you bozos. The reason why you get the phone numbers is because the girls feel safe around you and you aren't into them (or so they think) so they feel comfortable around you as you are not a threat or want to get into their knickers (or so they think). And then you fucking pretend you aren't gay after all? Christ no woman on the planet if she had any sense would give you the time of day after that huge lie especially to pretend you are something you are NOT.
It fucking amazes me how truly DESPERATE you all are to get fucked. It seems you have no morals, no dignity and zero class whatsoever. You all sound like creepy sleaze balls who will try anything and everything to get into a girls knickers. Do you want to be their boyfriend or do you just want a fuck so you can brag to your mates and feel like a REAL MAN. Christ you're pathetic. Truly. I bet your technique in the fucking department is a fucking joke as well. 2 minute wonders and it's all over.
Your attitude stinks to high heaven and for some bizarre reason you really think you are entitled to have any woman you like. Forget that she doesn't fancy you because in that scenario you will fucking wear her down and persist on cracking her to make yourselves feel better and you couldn't give a flying fuck how uncomfortable or how uneasy she feels. It's all about YOU isn't it and to hell how she feels as long as she spreads her legs for you. No wonder you jerks get no fucking where. Girls can see right through you and know every trick in the fucking book and quite frankly they are bored to fucking death at your piss poor attempts to get laid.
Most of you sound like beta males pretending to be alphas (you can't pretend for the rest of your life that you're an alpha) so why put yourself under all that pressure. For heaven sake guys why can't you just be genuine, friendly, chatty and engaging instead of jumping fucking 10 steps ahead of yourselves and thinking out every move you're ever gonna fucking make. If you carry on like that you'll end up in a fucking early grave with heart stress, heart failure. Not every girl will fancy you so just fucking get over that fact and get a fucking life man!
^As much as I dislike this guy for constantly hating on other forum members and derailing topics, I just have to agree this time. This is just creepy. However it probably will get worse. Next time I'd suggest you try imitating a dog, and get the phone numbers. After that you can try being a fish and see how they respond to that. Then for the biggest catch, try pretending that you're dead and see if it works. Might as well kill yourself to be 100% authentic. Let us know if you got phone numbers while being dead. Doh...