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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 7:36 am 
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After having one-itis for 2 years and being reclused in my room playing WoW I decided to read The Game last week. Along with that I've watched a few videos. I figured I would start practicing online before moving into the field. This is my first attempt, missing a little of the start of the convo but it was just simple questions to each other. And yes I used a line from the book... remind you first try.. completely new to this.

Me:
I'll bring food with me... bitches love food
I'm actually hungry as fuck

Her:
Im not hungry xP

Me:
Well you're about to have a mouthful.

Her:
Oh you went there.

Me:
I did. I'm funny.
Just showered and ate a bunch of pineapple. You'll be good.

Her:
Ick pineapple

Me:
Apparently it makes it taste sweet
I field tested it before

Her:
It's true.

Me:
SLUT

Her:
What! Its scientifically proven

Me:
lmao mhmm

Her:
I wouldn't know. Sheesh.

Me:
Yeah I bet...
You want to do an experiment with me... let's try vinegar

Her:
Eww

Me:
just subtly trying to get you to blow me. jeeze.
this is healthy... this is good... i think we're bonding.

Her:
Lmfao I'm dying

Me:
good
I'm just imbedding a seed into your head... and one day you'll go home alone and tipsy... and you'll give me a call. Wait and see.

Her:
Hmmmm

Me:
I've taken classes in women psychology, I can have you whenever I want you.
If I wasn't gay you'd so be mine already.

Her:
You are far from gay.

Me:
Damn... you're difficult to play with. Most girls I deal with have a squirrel like brain.

Her:
I'm very smart.

Me:
You're like the final stage of Galaga. Could never hit it.
I hope you're nerdy enough to get that

Her:
Omg.
Hahaha
Sucha dork!

Me:
Indeed

Her:
Its cute


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:00 pm 
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Are you gaming in a WoW chat?? Just use real online gaming. I am not even sure how to critique this... are you just practicing conversation or something, or is this someone local who you can actually ask to meet up? Either way, you are gaming too much, learn when to have normal, natural conversation. But then again, who the fuck knows, you are trying to game girls in WoW chat...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:26 am 
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No I quit WoW awhile back. This a girl in my town I met on FB. I can see where you're saying I was going too hard. It apparently worked though. Meeting up with her tonight.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 4:36 pm 
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oh ok got it .. nice.. looks like it worked, but you could have probably got there way more quickly.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:40 pm 
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how tho? personally i felt it was gaming way too hard too. almost bordering tryhard. no offense

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how tho? personally i felt it was gaming way too hard too. almost bordering tryhard. no offense
Sometimes bad game still works, just like sometimes good game doesn't work.

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how tho? personally i felt it was gaming way too hard too. almost bordering tryhard. no offense
Sometimes bad game still works, just like sometimes good game doesn't work.
i agree badgame works. my Phone/Facebook game is ok. i never push too hard. but when i meet in person i dont think im cogurant with the guy that's been texting the girl. i get needy and insecure. we know girls can see this shit. im not funny at all when i meet them, which i think puts them off. fuck how do i fix it?

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Gonna hijack this a bit... I actually have to learn online gaming for all this FB crap. Any tips? I'm completely different in online chat.


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Gonna hijack this a bit... I actually have to learn online gaming for all this FB crap. Any tips? I'm completely different in online chat.
moved to a different post

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Guys, OP'S girl is probably a 4-5 at best. I think we all know what would happen if you talked to a hot chick online like that - that you had never met.


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Guys, OP'S girl is probably a 4-5 at best. I think we all know what would happen if you talked to a hot chick online like that - that you had never met.
Truth^^^

What you just said there would have any girl with even the least bit of self respect running for the hills. Right after she blocked you.

I rarely FB girls but it happens here is one of mine for reference. Girl is a strong 9. Very hot.

Conversation started after she posted pics of her out hiking by herself.

Brantley
BTW, if you ever get the urge to go hiking again. Let me know. I freaking love to hike. I actually go pretty often.

Katie
Really? I'll keep that in mind. I freaking love hiking too.

Brantley
Fo' real!
I actually do multi-day, 30+ mile hikes a few times a year. I'm planning to do a 2180 mile hike from George to Maine on the Appalachian trail sometime in the next few years. I'm kinda into it. LOL

Katie
I would say you're pretty freakin into it! That's awesome, though. Great exercise. I bet you're really in shape. I have some toning up I need to do, lol.

Brantley
I was in a lot better shape till I tore a ligament in my arm, rock climbing back around Thanksgiving. I haven't been nearly as active since. I mtn bike, climb, run, hike, kayak, wakeboard... ext. I try to stay really active. But last I checked you looked pretty fit.

Katie
Ouch! That must have sucked. I would love to go rock climbing.. I've only ever been to indoor places. Lol I kayaked in the keys last summer.. It's a lot of fun! I love outdoors stuff too.

Brantley
Yeah, I have a membership at the climbing gym in little rock. You should go up there with me one evening.

Katie
Yea! We definitely should go up there together sometime. That'd be fun.

Brantley
Well, you name a day you're free and we'll go.

Katie
Oh fo sho.. Excited!

Brantley
What days are you normally free?

Katie
I am free Thursday and Friday.
And mornings, except Monday. Lol

Brantley
Awesome! I'll take you up there Thursday then.

Katie
Cool! Sounds like a plan!

Brantley
Send me your number

Katie
My number is XXXXXXXXXX ... I think. I just got a new number lol





If you'll notice I had a date setup within only a few messages. In and out. I got her number after we'd made plans instead of before. I did this to make it as if it was no big deal. I came in strong, but not overbearing or needy. I texted her my name and then ejected till our date night. I did F-close her on the second date and ended up dating her for about a month.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:28 pm 
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I generally get the number in 2-3 messages w/online dating. My system is in my book. I don't even ask for their number. I just get them to give it to me with a clever trick.

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