Just a reminder, I am here to answer all questions stupid and beyond!

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Skittlepimp

What kind of pie do you like?

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My friends moms pie is the best, aside from fur pie, i like pumkin pie the most, cherry is good too, and i absolutely despise apple pecan is not my thing either, I like the occasional chicken pot pie, and im not sure if this is a southern thing exclusively but i love frito pie(mixture of chili and fritos)

I also like the little fried pies, theres a mexican brand called marianela they are usually like 3 for a dollar at walmart, i like these over mrs bairds.

i cant believe i almost forgot chocolate, man if i see chocolate pie i start drooling like homer simpson

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Skittlepimp

i got a question for you. Have you meet with any PUA form this forum? if you did, who?

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I havent met anyone from the forum yet although there are a few that i would like to meet someday, for instance

zip is going to be the mother of my skittles, we have never met but, through astral projection she has tasted the rainbow.

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Skittlepimp

i've known this girl for the longest time. her friends and family say she likes me, she gives hints and says she likes me and what not but when i talk about dating she always gets weird about it.

she seems to like me more when i act like i don't like her, but being rude isn't good for her either. she likes the smart-assed but respectful type. (basically me)

her one friend said she likes me alot but doesn't like my lifestyle.

soo..... any advice?

sounds like she has internal conflict about liking you, if i were in your shoes i would find a way to isolate her and try some kino escalation,

try not to be so upfront with her about "dating" dont even acknowledge that you want to date her. also do not let her know of your intentions, keep her guessing as to what you are doing, as soon as you become predictable she will lose intrest.

try insinuating things between you and her, say things that can be taken a number of ways.


and if all else fails just whip it out

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Skittlepimp

thanks buddy
i'll try some kino and whatnot

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Skittlepimp

well matters of this nature are fecal or fetal depending on where your head is at,


in odor to fornicate with the assetts of another one must make sure there are no cookies in the oven ya dig? in other words you dont want her to secrete a dysfunction on your parade, cause the chocolate truly melts in your mouth not in your hands. subway eat fresh

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Skittlepimp

What does a man of your stature do to fend off the hourdes of women that tie him to the bed each night . . .

usually to attract them i put a potato in my pants, and if i want to deflect them i place it in the back of my pants. This also deflects AMOGs too

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Skittlepimp

Ouch! my balls hurt just from reading that.

lol I laughed at this one, heres a dumb question.....

what beer do you recommend? and whats your fav hard liquor and fav mixed drink?

if im gonna drink its gotta be beer, i dont do the hard stuff. I dont drink that often, its funny you ask cause i got trashed beyond belief last night and this morning when girl scouts came selling cookies i answered the door in my underwear so i must reitterate the importance of sobriety

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