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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:27 am 
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Brothers,

I've discovered a great place to take women where f-closing is almost guaranteed. And women love it!

Where is this magical spot, you say? It's at your local park... and the routine is easy... invite your prospective lay to the park at night for a "late-night picnic". Obviously you have to have built up comfort with the girl, but the park is a low-stress zone for several reasons. First of all, it's not her house or your house. Second, it's in town and close to people, so she doesn't feel like she's going to be kidnapped. The picnic scene is romantic... and the girl starts to feel relaxed and open to you quickly. Often the girl will lay back and basically invite you to get on top of her, or she'll lie by your side and you can casually caress her all over. And then, surprise, surprise, it turns out that girls think sex in the park is REALLY FREAKING EXCITING! Lots of times they've never done it before, and when they remember it later it's with a smile on their lips as they tell their friends about how amazing it was.

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* Bring a blanket, a bottle of wine and some cups, and something to munch on. A flashlight is good, too, just to see what you're doing.
* If there's a lake or some other interesting thing to see, go park yourselves by that.
* Choose an area where there are lights nearby, but seat yourselves out of the lighted areas so you can see but not be seen. This will make a girl more willing to take her panties off. Keep an eye out for other park visitors or police.
* Put some music on your iPhone or Android... make it romantic, like soul music or light jazz. Keep it low so as not to attract too much attention.
* Invite her to dance a bit... just some stupid moving rhythmically and letting her sink into your arms.
* You can also read her palm or run the Cube or some other routine that lets you increase receptivity and/or physical contact.

After about an hour, if you've done everything correctly and the girl is warmed up, you can probably have her clothes off and be fucking her. Girls don't always want to get totally naked in the park, but they seem to be fine with kicking off the panties or letting me take off their jeans and fucking them half-naked. I think this adds to the "oh my god, we couldn't control ourselves" idea that the girls seem to get in the park.

This can no doubt to extended to other venues, like the beach at night. We don't have beaches where I live, though, so for now the park will do.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:17 pm 
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Noted!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:43 pm 
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haha, parks are close at night in the city i live in.


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Sounds like awesome advise. Just watch out for crack heads or homeless people. They love to lurk in the bushes. I find bottles of Colt 45 and and King Cobra laying around in the park all the time. Cops make it a point to kick everyone out of the park at sundown. I've gotten kicked out while I was walking my dog one night, just wait till like midnight and you should be good as long as you don't park there. If the cops see a car in the parking lot you may end up getting spotlighted in a compromising position. :shock:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:03 am 
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I used to go to the park all the time with girls. The cops are way too strict in my area and kick you out when it closes at 9pm. They patrol the park itself as well as go to every car in the parking lot. First time getting kicked out I was in the actual park. Second, third, fourth etc. time I was in the parking lot in my car. Luckily the cops have never tried to give me a ticket bc every time me and the girl are half naked (bottom half lol).


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