I decided to give a little idea I had while daydreaming in class a try.

I sent out a group invitation via facebook "Shameless lost his phone number, give him yours!" and posted a photo of myself and explained that I got a new phone and am missing a lot of my college numbers.
So I sent it to EVERYONE (over 300 people) on my friends list.
I get a message in my inbox shortly there-after:

HB fucking 10
"so i was thinking after i saw you lost your phone and stuff (which i have done 2 times this year, shit sucks) and i got to thinking, how do we know each other... am i an air head for forgetting?"

me:
"aren't you so-and-so's big? i think i saw you at random frat rush party fall LAST year... i was the really good looking guy from the lax team who was wearing clothes, rather than anything but clothes, as was the theme if my memory serves me... you probably added me after that. "

HB fucking 10
"oh yeah that was definatly it! ha. you'd prob be a lot hotter if you didn't wear clothes though... just saying. but no not gables big ... but love that girl like i was. and yeah you can now have my number and let me know if you decide to head to a anything but clothes party again... but this time ditch the clothes...

555-555-5555

feel special not alot people has my number... shits a privilege "

Wow. that fucking easy. try it out!!

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