Many of us had religious upbringings. I myself was brought up in a Christian home but broke away from that whole stupid "wait til you are married for sex" mindset in college. One of the most retarded things to me about this branch of religion is the belief that Jesus Christ, the Christian Savior of the world and God's son was crucified and resurrected as a 33 year old... (drumroll please)... VIRGIN. Many Christians claim he had no kids either. This seem quite sad to me.

No wonder this world is so screwed up. People are worshiping a virgin savior on the cross. No offense, but this really fucked me up in my youth and teenage years. Why would Jesus not have any children? According to many sources I have studied, including The DaVinci Code and the Bible(s) itself, he had Mary Madelene, (the whore that washed his feet) by his side or so I thought. Surely, he must have at least made love to her with his holy boner. Christians seem to be in severe denial that Christ did not have ladies.





VERSUS





Which leads me to the other side of the coin, the view of Jesus that I prefer, Pimp extraordinaire...

This version is much more believable to me. Even if he had just one whore, Mary Magdalene, then surely they got IT on. Therefore, it makes sense to me that Jesus would have had children. Thus, making sex ok. One of my beliefs is that perhaps Christ travelled to many lands making babies with the womens he came across.

Whether you are a virgin yourself or have slept with hundreds of gals, my vote goes to Pimp Jesus for Savior of my world and he wanders the lands blessing the poor and the sick and the wet vaginas. Virgin Jesus is just weird to me.

VOTE you player pimps! See survey.

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I am gonna do a write in vote: it is irrelevant. Jesus's ministry had nothing to do with sex. I am a religious person and do not subscribe to "no sex before marriage." I have already done the deed. I would just say do not let sex (or anything else) take the place of God in your life.

My God gave us the gift of orgasm... My Jesus anoints females with holy healing semen.

$$$ > b!tche$

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This post is to incite thoughts as to who your Savior of the world would be IF you believed in Jesus. Pimp Jesus' ministry has A LOT to do with sex. Virgin Jesus on the other hand went to the cross and died a virgin... no wonder I cry sometimes in church. Sooo... now sex is considered a "deed"? I prefer to think of sex as fun. Me and my favorite girls call out "OH God!" in bed during sex. I feel God always has a place in my sex life.

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