Tell me something about SHOTGUN NEGS? It's it like a double-handed complement like ,"I like your rings! Are they fake?"

Is that an example of a SHOTGUN NEG? Thanks guys! PEace!

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That's more of a sniper neg, meaning something specifc about that person. I shotgun neg is a neg used against the group. Something along the lines of, "Are you guys from out of town or something?"

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Shotgun negs are for the whole group to hear. A shotgun neg shows the group that you have no interest in your target. A sniper neg is a neg that only your target hears. All negs are DHV's.

Example shotgun neg:
"She poops words"
"Where's her off button?"

Example sniper neg:
"You have an eye-booger"
"Your hands are wet. ew!"

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I've came up with some SNIPER NEGS and SHOTGUN NEGS:

--SHOTGUN NEGS--

ME: What are you all standing around here for? Oh, I know! You guys are male-bashing again aren't you?

This is a SHOTGUN NEG and also a OPENER in the same time.
Another one:
ME: Hey what time is it guys? Oh, wait! I gotta a watch on my arm...duh! Did you ever do that before?

GREAT! It's clever and sneakier! It's using C&F\NEG and an OPENER. Sweet, huh?

Another one before I go into SNIPER NEGS:

ME: If it was raining out, I think you'll all melt! Why? I dunno just wanted to say that to acouple of witches! Ha, ha ha! [Now if they are witches they would either laugh or place a fucking curse on you. So be careful!]

ME: Look! It's a mouse! [Point somewhere behind them]. Don't scream! You might scare the mouse and give it a heart attack! Do any of you guys like mice?

You'll get a response this way. This is cheekier and funnier. WHen they realize their is no mice and that you're just goofing around they'll laugh. If they react to serious just say you were messing. You just thought you saw a mouse but was delusional. ALso, this creates a great opener.

One more: While talking to a friend and your both giving a hard time. I actually tried this last night at work.

"See how he\she is treating me? It's unfair!" I should've added another but a SNIPER NEG, "You wouldn't treat me like that would you?"

--SNIPER NEGS--

"Is that a booger hanging off your nose?" Good and a great NEG. Borrowed a line from within a post of mine.
"Wow! I thought I had big ears but you beat me hands down!" This is a fair NEG and a being C&F.
"You know something? You look fabulous in that...never mind! I lost my train of thought! [Laugh]." She'll laugh and get the joke. If not AVOID HER!

"I forgot to tell you something...what the hell is that? [Pointing on her shirt, she'll be curious and look down and thats when you flick her nose and say] Ha ha ha! I gotchya! Looo---seh--her!" Like in Ace Ventura with Jim Carrey. She'll pick up that you're a fun and exciting guy. She may play along and then you can have a great opener of using, "Have you ever saw Ace Ventura Pet Detective?" This will get a great conversation on movies then you'll be able to slowly get it down to DATING and N-CLOSE her!

Good luck! Peace out!

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One of my targets is an ASIANHB8 who sometimes wears these [presumably] Asian style baggy short-sleeve shirts that tie at the waste.

Me: Where do you get these outlandish shirts from?
Her: [embarrassed response]
Me: No no, I like it. It looks like... you cut a hole in a pillow slip and pulled it over your head. Can I borrow it sometime? Or maybe you could show me how to make my own?