FYI the weird lingo comes from an internet forum. My buddy told me she is apart of it so I ask her a "secret" question to see if she actually is apart of this underground forum or not.

Did I try to close too quickly?



Brent

You "aware" ?
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20 May

13:08
Tsiva
Do u even lift?
20 May

18:03
Brent
AWWWW SHIT! I think you pepper pepper thy CP. High roller checking in. (How'd you find out about teh misc brah?)

18:16
Tsiva
Bc I'm a sick cunt. How'd you find out that I found out about the misc brah?

18:19
Brent
Because of your aesthetics. Mirin your gains bro. (I'll give you 3 guesses.)
If your wrong I neg you, If your right I rep you.

18:20
Tsiva
I believe it's you're*

18:20
Brent
smartass
Tempted to neg for stalling.

18:39
Brent
Kidding about the negs. But I like to be difficult! Think....... who on your friends list is a cheeky kunt? You've recently liked one of his status's/comments.

18:56
Tsiva
Lol
Razumovich

19:02
Brent
No...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................not srs, you got it right.

19:03
Tsiva
Lol

19:03
Brent
Congrats, now you get to make me a sammich.

19:11
Brent
Thanks for accepting my friend request ya little troll. You scared homie?

19:14
Tsiva
There you go you whiny little beach

19:18
Brent
watchout your comment bro. gonna tan dem cheeks if you don't!

19:19
Tsiva
Why don't you say that to my face and not online and see what happens

19:21
Brent
lol, gonna run over you with my motorcycle. You like motorbikes?

19:23
Tsiva
No.

19:24
Brent
You gonna hate em even more very soon...

19:24
Tsiva
Good.

19:26
Brent
You must be one of those weird girls. Never knew a lady who didn't like to ride on a motorcycle! (Implying you're a scared pussy)

19:30
Tsiva
I've never rode

19:37
Brent
What? Do you realize what kind of fun you've been deprived of? If you promise to behave and keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle I'll take you for a ride. But just once until you've proven your power level is over 9,000.

20:05
Brent
misc screenname noa! better Pepper you Cp
yaboydave in jail lol
22 May

17:00
Brent
Ride promise has expired. Oh, if you're thinking about not replying... Not to twist your arm, but if you don't, I'm making a voodoo doll of you. Then I'm gonna put headphones on it and make it listen to Justin Bieber all day!

17:16
Brent
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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

wtf man, let me tell you something.
If that girl thought that you weren't the man of her dreams, now she is clear about that... wtf did you do?
If the girl doesn't answer you what you want then move on, screw that!

Also avoid to start a childish kinda conversation (don't get me wrong!) some girls are not that playful about it and might think that you are a creep or you are insulting them somehow.
Also she might not be in the mood for that, there's always a lot of thinks you might think.

But anyways, you don't have to become like that, she just negged you as you might do to other girls, the difference is that men get pissed of, girls get sad.

her: Do u even lift?
you: wow calm down I didn't came here to impress you!
her: Then why you did came here
you: Girls like you make me think of the past, they are always trying to get mad but i always find a way to get me in their dreams
her: Oh you are cocky aren't you
you: oh you are not easy are you?
her: no i'm not
you: nice, so besides of your aggressiveness (that i like a lot) do you have more qualities?

Play with it, she might say: Fuck off but you joke with her, it's better than what you did

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Gotta put da cream!

BTW stuff like "do you even lift" is a meme. Don't take a single thing we said literally.


The convo went bad right when I asked her to ride on my motorcycle. Too much too soon?

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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

how did you meet? Is this a dating site or just some random girl you messaged on facebook? If it's a dating site, if anything you didn't ask her to just meet up early enough. If it's facebook, well, eh, facebook sarging is very low percentage.

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Met on FB.

Still don't know where I went wrong.

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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

(1) The whole yo bra sup/slang talk is terrible
(2) Way too much trying too hard w/the negs etc.
(3) You are trying to game on FB, which means your chances are very low to begin with no matter what you do

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Its not slang its memes being thrown back and forth.

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It's no over until the fat lady sings.

Did you want advice or do you want to talk about how you did everything right but still failed? Up to you.

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Trying too hard.

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Preston's Game Log - Please critique

Are you 18 and do you have potential?

Really though, too many memes. You just became every other clown on teh misc instantly. Never distinguished yourself from those other clowns.

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KCCO

Damn dude, that entire talk came off as trying WAYYYY too hard.

Tone it down a little and play it more cool, don't try to impress the girl by being the "extroverted macho guy" srsly dude, your shit was painful to read. She could see right through your messages, she KNEW you were trying to flirt with her, and that made her act more coldly.

Second, you never really took things beyond the jokes and you moved WAYYY too quickly. The thing about jokes is, is that, if you don't bother to be more serious with them, girls will think you're some sort of clown and will never take you seriously.

Also, your 'negging' was unneccessary, just use plain old sarcasm is all man, no need to act like you're superior to her, honestly, she was probably pretty annoyed by you, because that's what you came off as.