| So i picked up these two HBs a 7 and a 9 about a month ago kiss closed both of them that night. So they call me up and say they are going out, and would like me to come, I got this call last week. Now most of you would say why did you wait a month so i will digress.
Last night there were 4 Girls, the Bride to be(b2b), the Pig sister of the b2b's fusture husband, the hb 7 wife of one of the pigs other brothers, and the HB9 girlfriend of the one of the pigs other brothers. so these girls are taken and i dont go after taken women, but if they call me why not me then someother chump.
So all week i have been negging them and pushing and pulling via facebook. Got them to get a hotel room to after party at etc. it was also my friends bday so i had to get my friend to want to be in the same area as those girls..
Last night thety start calling me from about 8 every hour till 10 then every half hour, till eleven then every 10 minutes until i left my house at 12. I get downtown which a 15 minute drive, and realize i forgot my wallet at home. This means NO ID. and in Toronto even tho i am 24 you need ID at every club. The worst part is my buddy forgot his wallet when we were just leaving and we went back for it and i still forgot mine.. what a tool. haha
So i call the HB 9 and tell her " I forgot my wallet so i wont get in we are going to a pub, call me when you leave."
She insists that I go to the club and she will get me in.
So i walk over to the club hte HB7, and 9 are at the door, and they have bribed the bouncer $50 to let me in. This was the start of a great night.
All night they bought me drinks, shots, made out with me right infront of the pig who wanted me too..Every HB in the club had her eyes on me. I felt like style or something!! The pig got mad eventually and freaked out so i sent my wing in To disarm her boy do i owe him!! so around 2 we head back out to the hotel.
The pig and B2B didn't want me to come back so i told them I had lost my friends, because when we left they had stayed and I needed to walk them back to the hotel cuz the HB 9 was stumbling and i didnt want to leave her on the street. They accepted this..
So we get back to the hotel and the PIG is cock blocking again so the HB 7 who wants me super bad get her drunk and she passes out the B2B passed out right away the HB 9 starts getting all excited .. 3 some breaks out.. it was a suite btw not a regular little hotel room so .. after i fall asleep they went in the room and crashedso the pig wouldnt know anything...
about an hour into sleep i would guess the pig comes out and started Blowing me while i am asleep and you know what they say the lower the # the better the hummer, i finished up again she went back into the room I woke up this mornin called my buddy to come get me said bye come home showered and slept.. now I just have to make every night like that! _________________ where the canadian's do our thang
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