Please
I took some inspiration from blue-haze. Just moved to a new city a few weeks ago so figured I might as well.
Peep:
Me:
Hi it's David, the coolest person on earth
HB 8-9, maybe 7 if she's really insecure:
How can you even know that?
Me:
That's what girls tell me
HB 8-9:
Are you sure they don't just feel sorry for you and are trying to make you feel better?
Me:
It's difficult for either one of us to feel sorry after we hang out
HB 8-9:
You are a cocky one aren't you?
Me:
Oh my god! That's the best compliment a girl has ever given me
HB 8-9:
Haha that's not even my best stuff
Me:
Are you spontaneous>
HB 8-9:
Sure am
Me:
Ok well I am probably going to the concert at the park tonight
HB 8-9:
Lol okay well have fun
Me:
Hmm. I was looking for a more enthusiastic response
HB 8-9:
Like?
Me:
How about you thrown on a sexy summer dress and meet me there
And sneak a bottle of wine in your purse
HB 8-9:
In Tahoe?
Me:
I just moved here. Wingfield Park
HB 8-9:
Lol I can't tonight have to get my kiddos
Me: Ok good I was just trying to make you feel better
(I actually really did not want to go.)
HB 8-9:
Haha what do you mean
Me:
We can still be friends tho
HB 8-9:
Ummm okay
Me:
Hard working is a turn on
HB 8-9:
Your confusing mister
Me:
Please don't. My father is the mister.
It's better to connect with someone by being mysterious anyways
HB 8-9:
What do I call you sir?
Me:
D
HB 8-9:
Okay D
Me:
Oh what the heck
David
Ok Barbie
HB 8-9:
What about Davey?
Me:
Well Barbie, that name can only be used during certain occasions.
And I'm not that easy
HB 8-9:
I think you probably are
And I never agreed on Barbie
Me:
You don't like someone to take the lead?
HB 8-9:
I didn't say that
Me:
I was messing with you
HB 8-9:
Are you sure?
Me:
Tell me something interesting about yourself
HB 8-9:
I sit in the sink when I do my makeup
My thumbs are double jointed
I have a scar on my vagina from chicken pox
Me:
Pics or I'm calling bs for all of the above
HB 8-9:
Pics for all 3 things???
Me:
I bet it's overrated anyways
HB 8-9:
Whats overrated?
Me:
Being double jointed
Having a vagina
HB 8-9:
*pic of double jointed thumb
*close up pic of her pussy
*self pic of her sitting in her sink topless with her hand covering 1 breast
Me:
When you're free later, why don't you come over to my place and enjoy a movie and some wine
HB 8-9:
Lol where do you live?
Me:
Midtown area
HB 8-9:
I can't tonight
Me:
I can already tell that you're the wild one of your friends
HB 8-9:
Well that was an easy guess I showed you a picture of my vagina
Me:
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
HB 8-9:
Skydived?
Me:
That's a pretty liberating experience
HB 8-9:
Indeed
Me: i'm about to get food
I'm in the mood for something sweet tonight
HB 8-9:
Like?
Me:
Something new
HB 8-9:
Like?????
Me:
Someone bold
HB 8-9:
For food?
Me:
You are way up in my business
HB 8-9:
I like your style
Me:
Thankyou
You are a real head turner
HB 8-9:
Sure
Me:
It's your fierce eyes
Unique
HB 8-9:
Haha like a lion
Me:
Like a panther
HB 8-9:
Or a cougar
Me:
Synonyms. Other people won't know what we're talking about
Imma hit you up in a few days
HB 8-9:
Ummmm okay hopefully I'll remember you
Me:
You didn't tell me you were a natural blonde
HB 8-9:
Bringing on the insults now classy
Me:
When you were a little girl what'd you want to be?
HB 8-9:
Hmmmm.....Good question I don't remember I think a lawyer
Me: That makes sense given your natural instincts
HB 8-9:
What do you know about my natural instincts?
Me:
Trust me just the tip
But they are there
HB 8-9:
I'm aware I assume you're just presuming.
Me:
Eyes are the window to the soul
HB 8-9:
What do they tell you thus far?
Me:
We need to hold hands first
HB 8-9:
Okay then you will tell me?
Me:
That's how it works
Then I jacked off and passed out. I have put this aspect of my life in the backseat while I was going to school but I'm eager for any feedback. I'm not too conscious of specific PUA techniques right now but please let me know if you spot some out. Also, what would you do next? Do you see any possible hooks or whatever I can bring up again?
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