VERY sexual opener. I only used it because I thought she was fake profile. So I had nothing to lose. But she was real alright.
10:38pm Jul 3You
I'd love for you to suck my dick for an hour or two until I cum all over that tongue of yours
10:39pm Jul 3Ariel
dude... what the fuck
You'd be such a cutie if it weren't for that dirty mouth of yours =p
9:25pm Jul 4You
I'm assuming you're fake since you have one pic. You have "lonely 40 year old man living in mom's basement' written all over that fake as tongue of yours. IF you were real, you could go ahead and lick my dick head until I orgasm into your mouth. Then we'll know you're real.
9:28pm Jul 4Ariel
seriously dude, what the fuck. im not fake, i just joined this site yesterday, and i only have one picture up because my fucking computer wont let me put anymore up. seriously, if you wanna see more pictures then look me up on facebook bro. and i'm honestly mostly on this site to look for women now because of all you guys telling me to suck your dicks lol
9:31pm Jul 4You
don't be like that, if i don't be straight forward with you, i'll end up in the dreaded "fucking friend zone".
i'm not saying i wouldn't make your cum as well, i'm good with my tongue baby
ease up, alright?
9:37pm Jul 4Ariel
well shit dude. to me, you automatically ended up in the friend zone by how you first approached me... im a classy lady and i just got out of a long relationship with a shallow asshole, so the last thing i want right now is for another one telling me im fake and that i should suck his dick...
9:42pm Jul 4You
i call BS on that. women don't want "nice guys". you know you like "bad boys". women are actually more shallow than men.
and no pressure precious, my EX lives in West Linn and guess WHY we broke up? come on guess! take a wild guess...
9:43pm Jul 4Ariel
there could be so many things... lol it's hard to guess
9:48pm Jul 4You
She fucking stepped in piss RIGHT as we were in the dark, about to fuck. FUCK! what a bitch, right? i'm betting you know her. west linn is a small town, and she has (or had) a profile on here.
9:49pm Jul 4Ariel
i dont really know very many people in west linn though. i dont get out of the house alot lol. what was her name? and she stepped in piss? that doesn't make any sense...
9:52pm Jul 4You
her name was alissa davenport. and yeah, piss. human piss. now, why would that happen? why would there be a bottle of HUMAN piss in the house? it wasn't mine. guess
9:53pm Jul 4Ariel
was it her piss? lol im sorry to say but this is actually kind of a funny story =p the suspense is killing me lol
9:57pm Jul 4You
nope. room-mates piss. now, why did he piss in a bottle in the middle of the night? can you guess? go ahead-- one last guess, and i'll tell your little sweet face the "punch line"...
9:59pm Jul 4Ariel
he was drunk and/or fucked up?
10:10pm Jul 4You
Nah. the bathroom was upstairs, he slept downstairs, couldn't make the bathroom, and always pissed in a bottle. boom. (he could've been fucked up though, knowing him )
basically, i got nothing that night. although she sucked me off in public earlier that day...guess which public institution she blew me (and visa-versa). should be easy...go ahead, guess a place baby doll
10:16pm Jul 4Ariel
school? lol
10:21pm Jul 4You
yes, how did you know? (outside of the school in a little crevice).
so, you ARE real. i found you on facebook and added you...seems legit.
but...fuck the friendzone. i'm not the guy you come talking to about how you're going to bang your boyfriend later, and complain he's an asshole. I AM the guy you bang (but not an ass-hole)
CHAT
She beat me...in more ways than one if you catch my drift