So this was actually my first time trying not just online but in general. I figured to get started right away and because I was inside I'd try a bit at okCupid. Here's a conversation with an HB9,both of us are 18, would appreciate any criticism.
Me:What illicit activity do you do to make those millions? I make mine via illegal human trafficking
I was playing on the fact it said she made over a million on her profile
Her:I sell crack.
Me:Sweet, can I have some?
Her:it's gonna cost you
Me:All right but how much
Her:How much do you want
Me:How much for one crack?
This was me being funny. Then SHE switched to IM from just private messages and messaged me
Her:if you mean one gram, then it's 85
Me: Sounds like a deal. Although I do tend to have the dealers number to discuss such matters via phone. Don't like anybody spying when I "do business".
Her:it's actually less noticeable on this site, believe it or not. phones are easy to track, but no one would expect it on here.
Me:Looks like we have an experienced dealer here. How do you propose we do this transaction
Her:my friends and I can come and pick you up, then you get in the back seat, we can drive around until you get what you want
then we can drop you off at your pace
place*
Me:That's not how I prefer to buy my drugs...
Her:what do you usually buy and how?
if you don't mind telling
Me:Sorry, I prefer not to expose the methods of dealers I trust.
Her:(This message wasn't saved but she said something like "well I only sell this way")
Me:Looks like I'll have to buy from another dealer then...
Her: Allright good luck
I thought I lost her but 5 minutes later she messaged again
Her:just wondering, how serious were you?
Me:wait, how serious were you?
Her:I asked you first
Me:I asked you better haha
Her:? anyways, i think you were kidding, no
Me: Yeah I thought the one crack would have mad it obvious:) Unless you're talking about the human trafficking... That's a different story
Her: Well it could have been a typo, idk
Me: I though you would have come to realize I pay close attention to my spelling(if you ignore the fact I misspelled mad two posts ago).
Her:haha it's good to be careful
She signs off but I didn't realize and sent one last message
Me:Well this crackhead has a quiz tomorrow so I need to go study. You seem cool so I want to talk again but I'd prefer a more convenient platform like FB or texting.
So guys what was strong, where did I goof? etc...
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