I get home from work at like 12:30 last night. I feed my cats, get undressed and get on to fb. I figure I will take a prescription sleep-aid in a few to pass out. I look for this red light-green light party going on tonight. I like and say that I will be there whatnot.
There is, I assume, HB (I have never met her) who I will call HBFierce, who I respond to something she posts inocuously.

HBFierce: Slie, where are you?

Slie: At home. Who's asking

HBFierce: Myself. Crazy.

Slie: Come on over.

Slie: I will give you my address and we can be properly introduced, if you would like?

HBFierce: Slie... inbox me

Slie: (My address) the porch light will be on.

HBFierce: My aunt. Lives. right. next 2 U. My son is asleep and it is getting late. wAnna do tomarro

Slie: What is your body type?

HBFierce: Medium. Y

Slie: Just so I know what I am in for when I see you. Feeling you out a bit before I feel you a bit.

HBFierce: There are pics of my body in my profile.

Slie: Yeah you seem just about right not to big, not too small. Really though it is that fierceness that I see in your eyes that I see in the photos that I look forward to the most. It intrigues me.

Slie: That and you moaning gyrating in an avalanche of pleasure. A good kick of that

Slie:

Slie: HBFierce, it has been talking with you. Shoot me a text so I can prepare myself a bit. Not saying that I do not want to have sex, I just do not care. Meeting and being with someone is about more than just that Night-night. (My phone number)

Summary: I repeat that I have never even met this chick. I see pictures of her, but from our fb interactions she seemed very willing anyway. By far this is the closest I have come to sex. I was shaking because I believed it was happening but from a direction i never could have predicted. See if this develops into something else. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck. That some of the most insane shit I have ever done. I was like, just do it. If she is down, she is down. I did not give a fuck, and it was a good experience even if nothing comes of it.

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My goal: To become a Pickup Artist in everything but name.

And yeah, This is (still) just the beginning.

wtf?

Let me give you a tip.. even if the girl says casual sexd in her profile or whatever, dont ever use the word sex until she does. Ever.

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That is a good call. I never thought of that. I knew what she was speaking about and I was like "Fuck it."

Update: We have gone back and forth a bit since then. Early Sunday Morning she asks me if I have beer. I reply that I do. I then tell her that I will be in the tub and going to bed whatnot. I also said that I had ran out of lube and would appreciative if she brought some. To which she never responded.

On Sunday she says this:

-Slie, you were wasted lastnit ladybird

-My response: Not really bro, I had three drinks and one shot in four and-a-half hours of partying. I sweated most of it out any. I stand by the messages I sent you I meant them.

HBFierce: Oh baby you got pics

Slie: At the club last night or of just me?

Slie: Come on over and judge for yourself. If you have a camera, you can snap off a pic or two and help me post them?

I invited her out to lunch on Tuesday (her birthday). She has not responded. We will see what happens.

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Call me Sly.
My goal: To become a Pickup Artist in everything but name.

And yeah, This is (still) just the beginning.

Another tip. Don't do lunch dates, ever. They are generally not romantic, it is usually logistically difficult if not impossible to f-close, and they just overall suck. Go out at night. If she won't agree and suggests lunch, don't agree, ever. When a girl suggests lunch that = "I am only interested enough to meet you if it takes up absolutely none of my time and is just something I would be doing anyway" Why would you want to meet someone like that?

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To be honest Fury, I was interested just in meeting her. I thought lunch on her (supposed) Birthday would be a low pressure situation. We both know that we are DTF, but why make it just about the hook-up. I do not know where to draw the line between being a gentleman and going caveman, especially with a girl who I have never met but appears ready to have sex with me.

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Call me Sly.
My goal: To become a Pickup Artist in everything but name.

And yeah, This is (still) just the beginning.

Going on a date that can lead to sex is not going caveman or not being a gentleman. Taking a girl out to lunch is, generally speaking, being a pussy.

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