Hey guys, I just came up with a new opener that gave me a quick number close with a cute new neighbor.

Some HB7's moved into an apartment 2 doors down from me, so my head immediately went into overdrive on how to approach. I bought a nice bottle of wine (I prefer 'Menage a Trois', its a $9 bottle of wine that tastes as good as some $30 bottles) and knocked on their door. When they answered, I told them I bought a nice bottle of wine, but needed a corkscrew, and asked if they had one i could borrow. Naturally, they invite you in to open it since it makes more sense to open it there than for them to send you back to your place with their corkscrew, only to come back 2 minutes later to return it. Once its open, you offer them a glass, and Voila, you're drinking wine with the new cuties on the block.

By the way, this can work for a neighbor that you've lived next to for years. Its normal for a guy to not have a corkscrew as we normally prefer beer and liquor. Buy a bottle and fuckin open her!

LOL this is a quick way for women to use you for booze too.

It's just an opener man. An excuse to start a conversation... There are plenty of those that you can use that don't involve you spending money each time you want to talk to someone. This is saying that your company by itself is not good enough....

Are you gonna finish the story or what?

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Hmm... that's interesting. But I'm wondering how we can turn the fact that you have a cute neighbor into it's own opener.