yes its canned. no it wont always work and 50 % of girls will call you out but roll with it.. say that they are the first girl you are using it on. heres the opener. and some dialogue ive gotten.

OMG! Im so glad I found you. Whew!

I bet you have been wondering where I have been all your life. Sorry, I got held up rescuing damsels in distress, slaying dragons, freeing captured unicorns and then of course I got turned into a frog there for a bit. So sorry it took this long to get in touch with you.



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you are a princess right?
7:30pm Jun 10Giulia
Aww that's really sweet
8:13pm Jun 10You
Haha why thank you:)
8:13pm Jun 10Giulia
How are you?


OMG! Im so glad I found you. Whew!

I bet you have been wondering where I have been all your life. Sorry, I got held up rescuing damsels in distress, slaying dragons, freeing captured unicorns and then of course I got turned into a frog there for a bit. So sorry it took this long to get in touch with you.



p.s.
you are a princess right?

3:54pm Jun 11Priscilla
Hahaha oh my gosh what the fuck!?(: how many girls do you send that to? Hahahaha!!!

4:55pm Jun 11You
You wont believe this but you're the first! I've been using " hey hows it going" but that usually doesn't work so i came up with today!

5:11pm Jun 11Priscilla
Hahah it's genius!(:

6:19pm Jun 11You
Why thank you:) so where are we on that happy ever after?

so give it a try if you get bored!

This is a routine I used a while ago, same princess theme but a bit more fun and original. Give it a try.

"-kick the door opened-
Phew! Finally got here. I've been busy slaying dragons and beating the craps out of evil sorceress. Are you the rumored captured princess?"

I had some fun roleplay that ended up with fullblown sexting with that.

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i might use that next! and by the way i did not make this opener i'm not sure who did it was buried in this forum. its worked wonders for me though about a 90% response rate.

Lol great dude... It's an opener. Why don't you go out and approach girls in person instead of using a keyboard?

Don't mean to burst your bubble but... An opener doesn't mean shit. It means a way of starting a conversation... You can do that with girls in real life and give them no choice but to respond vs. hoping they think your initial message was clever enough to generate some type of response. Learn to have a real conversation. Use the internet to find things like electronics and football tickets.. Not girls.

I dont want to start an argument on online vs real life but i work 8-5 five days a week this summer. during the winter and spring i go to college so i talk to girls there. Don't get me wrong real life is way more effective then online for communicating but online is a nice alternative if you don't have time to go out plus every now and then you get somewhere without hard work which is fun.

Put in the hard work dude... Quit being lazy. I wish I could only work 9 hours a day, 5 days a week LOL I would be jumping around like a fuckin monkey at the zoo who got set free from his cage.

When you work hard for things, you appreciate them more.