So gather round kids. I got a story to share. I used what I know and I traveled a ruff sea to a land of naked girl on my island.

So it starts off on OKcupid. This Solid HB 8. Tall sexy girl from Cali. I see her checking me out one day so I hit up a message that I am going to this thing and leave my #. I pull her in an let her know that I am DHV an going out to one of my fav clubs that was doing a DJ thing. Like 12 Dj's inside an outside at Mosaic. Chill lounge in Raleigh. Later I get this random text asking if I am still going to this thing. I say I might be persuaded to go whacha thinking. So we banter a bit. I had no idea who this was at first but whatever girl wants to go out with me I am game. I put it together later on who she might be. So weekend night rolls around an she texted me that she wants to go but had a few glasses of wine. Things get weird an I could tell she was Shit testing me. She was like I can't drive but can get a ride from my roommate to your place or just take a taxi downtown. I was like sure why not have your roommate come down an chill with us an we can then head out. I was thinking cool 2 girls. I never met this one yet so what's the harm. Double date for me. So as we get closer to the time where things happen like 10 she texted and said that her roommate can't do the ride thing an that she will just take a taxi. I was like nope I am heading over picking you up and we are going to go out and have a fantastic time. what's your address. Shes was ok cool its blah blah blah. So I pick her up an we hit it off. She is funny sexy goofy and chill. Car ride down was fun and loose. I got some kino from her & I gave back. We were clicking and vibing the whole way down. So we arrive an I Kino, move around, and take her hand and have her outside inside on the dance floor. Making new couple friends outside that were chilling at with a hookah. Went for a kiss and got the cheek. Ok no biggie. More fun and Kino ioi's. Inside on a couch that is covered with velvet pillows and silk. Another kiss close and I get the cheek again. I mean this was a perfect moment. Like even John Hughes could not direct a more perfect time for a kiss. So I could tell that something was kinda damaged in this girl. A sadness in her eyes i seen every so often. Also maybe she just was not attracted to me. I get that concept. She even said "I like you but just not in that way." So I ask what's holding you back and she said she just got out of a long term relationship. I was like ok tell you what I don't really care but just tell me 1 thing about it. She was like ok what. I was like when did it end. She was like what? I was like was it today was it last week was it 6 months ago 3 years what? she was like about 6 months ago. I was like cool I just wanted to know what I was working with. I show that its cool, that It does not faze me either way. in a bit she & I wander off on the dance floor and she was pulling away from me. No biggie I live a life of abundance. I danced with other girls had my fun. So I wandered off to the porch again. This is around last call. I make new friends outside. So she finds me. I was after all her ride. She sit and I did a big no no. I knew it was a relationship killer but I did not care and said to her. Ok tell you what I am not going to try to fuck you so lets hear it what's the history. What's the sadness in your eyes. She lets me know the story. Moved to Raleigh NC from Cali for a boy that she was engaged too. Ended badly abuse blah blah blah misses Cali. So I even did another bad thing I told her my story. Marriage that end quick and sadness an blah blah blah. Theres some truly awful things in my past. I was destroyed hence found the PUA lifestyle out of desperation. So I drive her home hug as the door. All in all made a new friend & had a great time laughed a lot. She earlier compared me to Seth Mcfarlane the creator of family guy. week passes an she wanted to do something again. I was like can't going to Baltimore. I got a fun piece of trim up their who adores me and I her. we both live the abundant life and she likes to play both ways. So this girl I took out we play text games. Not the fun kind but the kind where she flakes and makes plans and breaks them. Fucked up excuses like I am tired and crap. I could tell that she was just acting seen it before and what not with other girls. But I also know for a fact that she love my company and we laugh a lot together. I am after all one charming funny mother fucker. I know long ass post but it gets better.

So last night after she was flaky on Friday. I just went out sarged alone an had my fun.

Sooo. Last Night Saturday. She was like Yeah lets go out I am going to take a nap an Do you think u will be up for something later on. I was like yeah I am still down call me when your done dreaming of me. This was like 5ish. So 10:30 hits an nothing. I call her out on her crap. I was like Ah flaked out again? still napping? Then sent another on Come on lets get you up and out of the house your missing the weekend time to make some fun. She writes back I woke up and drank a glass of wine b/c I thought it was too late where are u? So I pull the reigns on this filly an was like ok not too late we're going to not do raleigh but Carrboro get dressed its a laid back chill hippy dippy hipster scene. I am picking you up She like I can get ready asap how soon can you get here. I said Hop hop little bunny. on my way. So off to the Station in Carrboro. Its a great. Traincar bar attached to outdoor porches attached to a hipster bar playing oldies rock from the 50 and 60's. we danced I introduced her to some of my friends and my bartenders. Laughed Ioi's keino. I was also no trying to get anything out of it but fun. No kissing no sex. Chatting. I even said yeah some body once compared be to Seth Macfarlane the creator of Family Guy. She was like Yeah I can totally see that. I was like yeah no shit you said that the first night we went out.

So its late already and I was like let me take you to the private club across the street. We head over an on the way was this thing. It was ridiculous. So let me paint a picture. This guy in a tracksuit top and fedora had and a British accent was in the crosswalk and was like hey. And I was like sup what going on guy. He was like what's happening and I was like you're coming with us. lets go. So we all head over to the Orange City Southern Club. So I walk in an owned the place. we all got a seat on a couch & some cheap bohemian beer. This is when I learned that Mister Pip accent was fake & that he was basically dead behind his eyes. Brought nothing to the convo. Like forrest gump not full retard but on his way. It gets worse. He's like so what's the deal you guy together or what I was like Na go ahead and smash that shit up. He said that in front of my girl. He wanted to play pool and I did not and she was like ok lets play pool. I wandered off and met a really chill group. The alpha was this guy from France. His accent was spot on. I Made a Sunday cartoon date with my little hottie for Sunday morning. No fuck was given that I was losing my target who I did not even try to make my target. I then headed to the bar inside. paid no mind to the guy n my girl. But thats where I met Frankie. There was this Black guy with the ridiculous hair. Like mod squad afro. talking to this older guy next to me. at the bar. He see me an was like you're checking out my hair aren't you. I was like YES! it fucken awesome. Hes like Yeah I know i've had it for 4 years. I was like no shit where you get it. Hes like na this is my real hair. It was so bad one of his sideburns wasn't even attached to his face. We hit it off so hard. It pulled my girl back and she was also drawn in by the bad afro. She got to touch it. I introduced her to Frankie. The Fedora was losing hope. after a bit she was like what's that guys name that came in with us and who's your friend again what's his name? I was like Oh you're so bad. Tell you what you only get to know one of them who's it going to be? I said its like that movie Saw you got to pick one. She like ok thinks about it for a few seconds. What's the guy with the hat's name. I said Even. an thats Frankie. So end of the night she is getting Evens number. She bragged to me that he was a great kisser. I missed that when I was outside but whatever. I bragged that I had a cartoon date with my sexy girl Sunday. I know I am a great kisser she just doesn't know yet. So were walking out and Fedora is following us and was like hey. And I'm like yeah nice to meet you see ya around. So she got to pick now. No real choice and trust me I am not the whammy on this game. I was like I am heading home you want to come with me lets go. Even put up a fight but really it was like king kong vs a little plane. I swatted that shit down hard alpha style. I was not going to be sacked on by her or him. So I take her back to my place. Crack a bottle of red and chat some more about whatever. put on some Wilfred and start rubbing her toes. work my way up an ticking her inner thigh. start kissing her ankles. look her deeply and go in for a deep passionate kiss. Lets just say it was worth the wait. I also did not know I was the first guy she been with in 6 months and also since the breakup. I was a really good soft landing for her. Believe me she could not do better. We kept the fun and fucking going till the next day and had a really nice cuddle Sunday. Thing is we still got the banter and fun and now she get to enjoy me for other reasons. Sure it was a second date lay. but man did I work hard for that one. But it wasn't work it was fun to see what was happening and know the answers. I used so many PUA fall backs that without it I would of not known how to work that mindfield. Oh and just to let you know I think shes going to be cool with me sharing her with my other girls that like to play.

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This was fucking awesome. Nice.