i probably say this to all of my sets, i think its funny for many reasons, ill explain why at the end of the post. my friends (even the non-pua friends) have started to drop it in and we are all getting results so its worth a go. its a slight variation on something i read in "the game" the original has something to do with penguins.

tone: fun/loving life but still serious

her: what do you do for work?
pua: well... you know turtles?
her:yeah?
pua: basically, when they flip on there back and they cant get back up (do a little impression of a turtle waving arms in the air and leaning back)
her:right? (by this point her eyes should be wide as fuck)
pua:well i flip them back over, give there shells a little polish and send them on there way...last Monday i got promoted too.. now i get to draw numbers on there backs in tippex (a brand of white correction fluid) every Friday so we know who is trying to escape and witch turtles are playing up.

i love this because

1.)they always believe it, the biggest objection i get is "really?"
2.)its high value working with animals, especially cute ones like turtles
3.)i live no where near the sea and there wouldn't be any turtles any way (tortoises are the land ones)

the rule is never cave and say what you really do, you can say not really and make something else up, or hold your frame with this. keep it fun what ever you do

as a side note, try to avoid work altogether as a topic of conversation, every man talks to girls about work and as a pua it is you job to stand out from the crowd!

what do you think?this has been heavy field tested and is defiantly DHV (almost always 2hooks the set" do you have anything to add?

This is good! Here is the thing though... if she comes back again and says "No seriously. What do you do?" Just fucking tell her. The whole "never revealing your cards" thing works great with young girls, but once you get past girls who are say... 25 and up for example, you just look immature and they will assume you work at Taco Bell lol

I like your creativity on this one for sure! Nice post man

I like this. I will say though, sometimes having a good career is DHV. And I wouldn't say avoiding work conversation all together is a good strategy in all scenarios. Most people spend most of their day at work and many men (and women) like talking about what they do most of the hours in the day.

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I like to say male escort. When they say 'No Really?' I say, Well thats my main source of income, I do this on the side, and I tell them what I really do.

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I've used this before or underwear model ... I like it a lot.

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Just tell them you're a pilot. The girls drop like flies.

This one really nice... A true DHV... But some girls (usually above 25) they look for some real fun guy with a great occupation... maybe they will laugh at this.. but they won't be satisfied...
But overall, its a good post and i liked it... keep it up dude...

I agree with this to a certain extent. You can give her a hint to say in which industry or field you work in to make it clear you don't work at TB. Or you can just be blunt about it but make sure you never talk about it again because yes, 90% of occupations are really boring to talk about (unless you have work related stories that are DHV). But personally, I prefer to give a hint, then maybe a second hint an hour later. It makes it fun and the girls always bug you about getting to know your occupation.