Online routine -- from opener to number close.



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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2013 1:27 pm 
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This is the routine I always use.

Just for the record I posted in few other forums under the user name Chuck. So if you come across that post by chance, you'll know, it's not plagiarized.

First, I need to mention the routine is 100% mine. But some of the specific content I've read in other forums. Despite, it works awesome, and thought I'd share....

If the original authors of the "Dr. Close", "Beyonce Opener", and "Luck Charms" line come across this, please let me know so I can give you credit. Those are canned "lines" I've read about in here and use with success very often.

I probably Number Close about 90% of responses using this technique.

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First the opening message:
You're not a huge Beyonce fan, are you?

You'll get a lot of responses like what? or sometimes even she'll go along and some off the wall comment.

Second message:
I just had to check... I mean you're really cute, but remind me of a lady I worked and car-pooled with. She'd listen to Beyonce EVERY DAY, the SAME song! It drive me bonkers....

I just had to make sure. As long as you're not an angry Leprechaun out to steal me Lucky Charms, it's all good.

What kind of havoc are you out wrecking on the wold this afternoon/evening/morning?


Third - Fourth messages:
Just DHV without bragging and show interest in her. Keep it simple and sweet, but keep the C/F routine flowing.

Then on the fourth message it's time to probe for an IoI test.

Don't ask any questions, but end the conversation with this:
"BTW, my name is "

The response:
If she responds with her name, that is a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE IoI and it's time to number close. She gave you (hopefully) her name and it means she wants to get to know you! BIG IOI

Here's a number close that is GOLD here:
I just got back from the Dr. earlier. He said I have only three options for my text addiction:
1) sell iPhone
2) cut off fingers
3) text a cute girl in named

I'm not selling my iPhone anytime soon. Please tell you text
I just now closed an easy HB8 with this on PoF!


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PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:44 am 
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Hey brah. Good stuff. Looks solid. I've been working with some lamer material (the opening message asking whether the girl likes apples or strawberries better). I'll have to boost up my game using this as an inspiration. Thanks, brah.


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Word . i like the closing part dawg,but am yet to try it..with sum slight changes ofcoz!

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 3:55 pm 
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I like this routine but I wonder if the last bit is a little corny? Does it not come across blatantly as a "line"? No offense intended, let me know what you think.. :)


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:12 pm 
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any alternatives would be great


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 7:49 pm 
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May 23, 2013 - 8:15pm
You're not a huge Beyonce fan, are you??? :-\

HER
May 23, 2013 – 8:21pm
No. Lol. Why? Sent from the OkCupid app
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ME
May 23, 2013 – 8:31pm
You just remind me of a lady i worked and carpooled with. She's listen to beyonce EVERYDAY.

What kind of trouble are you out causing today?Sent from the OkCupid app

HER
May 23, 2013 – 8:34pm
Oh really? That is funny.

Unfortunately no trouble today :( I have just been running my kids everywhere, working and doing to whole parent thing. What about you? Sent from the OkCupid app
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ME
May 23, 2013 – 8:42pm
Definitely not taking the kids out. That would just be creepy for a guy in his 30's with no kids.

HER
May 23, 2013 – 8:44pm
That would definitely be creepy ;)

You work for yourself? That has to be awesome!!! Sent from the OkCupid app


ME:
IT has its ups and downs

(personal information omitted by me)


HER
May 23, 2013 – 8:59pm
Depends on the girl, I guess. I am pretty busy and so when I have a chance to go out, drinks are always good. Sent from the OkCupid app
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May 23, 2013 – 9:03pm
Drinks are awesome¡ a company i was contracting through sent me a bottle of blantons whiskey as a going away present.

I cannot stop sipping off it¡


Btw, my name is bob...Sent from the OkCupid app

May 23, 2013 – 9:05pm
Yummy! Whiskey is my drink of choice.

Hi Bob. I am Jan. Nice to kinda meet you ;)Sent from the OkCupid app
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May 23, 2013 – 9:12pm
Yeah, right. Do you text, Jan? My dr said i need to text a cute girl named Jan to satisfy my texting addiction.

Sent from the OkCupid app

May 23, 2013 – 9:21pm
Lol. I sure do. It is how most of my communication happens these days :) **********
This was from a few days ago. We're going out this weekend....


I kind of just blew through it and was lazy on this one. She's cute, probably about an 8 at least and highly selective on oK Cupid.


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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 11:35 pm 
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very nice, i see what you mean, thanks pal


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:38 am 
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A good line I've been using mid-conversation/as an opener is:

Your face. My face. Which is hotter?
P.S. Major points if you say mine.


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 7:43 am 
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That's a good one @Valley, but I'm not hot by any stretch.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:04 pm 
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So guys, advice on the routine. Sent a girl the first part of the routine and she has a responded positively, but a week after I sent it. She has apologised for being so slow.

Should I reply pretty quickly in an effort to build some momentum or wait a couple of days to appear non chalant?


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:19 pm 
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really liked your post,im trying to brush up on my online game because due to work I don't get that much time to go out sarging,
could you provide us with a couple more online openers? although the beyonce one is good,thankss


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:47 pm 
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Quote:
really liked your post,im trying to brush up on my online game because due to work I don't get that much time to go out sarging,
could you provide us with a couple more online openers? although the beyonce one is good,thankss

Myself and others have posted many openers. Search the forums. :)


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:03 am 
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Number closed a black girl HB6.

After carefully reading your profile, I've come to the conclusion that I've married and then divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for the memories of our amazing marriage.

Love,
Your ex-hubby


Hey there,

Her: Haha your funny, I like you already ex hubby :p I would like to re introduce myself, I'm Nella pleasure to meet you!Sent from the OkCupid app

I still remember remember your name Nella. Its been only 3 weeks and you forget mine ! To remind you , my name is ***** :-)


Her: Hehe I know ,and your name is beautiful. So how are you this fine night , it's storming quite a bit over here Sent from the OkCupid app

I like the stormy nights.. And thinking about our beautiful memories together! lol..
What are you upto?

Her: Hehe yea those were the good ole day lol I'm just laying down enjoying a nice movie, the fifth element!Sent from the OkCupid app


That brings back the memory of that beautiful night we watched the movies at the outdoor theatres under moonlight. I'm willing to give you another chance. It'll be tough, but if you work hard enough, you might just be able to regain my trust. :-)

Her: Haha vice versa my dear ;) your funny lolSent from the OkCupid app

I just got back from the Doctor. He said I have only three options for my text addiction:
1) sell my phone
2) cut off fingers
3) text a cute girl named Nella

I'm not selling my phone anytime soon. Please tell you text .

Her: Im sorry for you addiction, Yes texting is fun ^_^ and please keep those fingers of yours lolSent from the OkCupid app

Her: Your smooth and funny ;)Sent from the OkCupid app


Thanks. And my doctor also said prescribed your number. So save me before I cut off my fingers!

Her: Your welcome :) and haha my number is 240-***-****, now your fingers are safe!


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:33 am 
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Dude, you don't even need any routines to # close on a dating site! Number closing is the easiest thing to do, especially on a dating site. You should be pulling 3+ numbers a day.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:27 pm 
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Really!! I am curious how you do it. Can you elobarate?


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