Can somebody give me a routine for getting boobs to appear on my phone. I have a feeling that, while I'm good, I could be way more successful at this.

google image search perhaps could make boobies appear on your phone...but i doubt that is what you meant

Dude. really. You know what I mean.

me: (talking to girl i've done stuff with before) "send me a picture"
girl: "of?"
me: "surprise me"

done..

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No it's not done, that only works part of the time. How can I almost guarantee one using a routine?

Dafuq do you want pics on your phone for? So you can show them off to your buddies? So you can masturbate furiously wishing they were in your face?

If you are just trying to get pictures... Like said before, google search works fine. Most girls don't want to send you naked pictures of themselves (typically because they know they will end up on the internet or in all of your friends picture galleries too) Grow up and get over it.

If I wanted to beat off I'd be on the web, I see this as more of a level of social interaction. If I can achieve this than my thinking goes that I will have a higher chance of getting some ass, with a higher degree of ease. I'm not in my late twenties or early thirties. I'm still an adolescent so my methods and my goals would be different than yours assuming that you are more 'mature'

i guess my real question would be why?

especially if you start to be serious with a girl and she goes through your phone and finds loads of random pics of tits. She is going to think you a player or having some kind of fetish. could be good or bad, but will be awkward either way. Like majka said, why not just get over it...
focus on taking them home.

Good point

Download the App PhotoVault, problem solved.

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so lets say you've been with this chick a while and she finds photovault on your phone. I'd love to hear the ensuing conversation on how you explain why you are hiding pics from this woman you have gotten serious with. This will be seen as clear deception by her, wont end well.

I go back to my point, getting pics like this from chicks is useless. Keeping them is even more useless. Sure I have porn on my computer like any other guy I'd imagine. Some chick wants to see it I don't care, if were serious and she wants it deleted ok , no biggie. I'd rather have the woman than the porn.

If you have your woman going through your phone or computer you have bigger issues than having a few pictures of girls.

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If you want to consistently get tit pics, then you should probably be consistently laying girls.

Have sex with the girl, then she will probably send you a pic if you ask later.