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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:40 pm 
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Any one on here know what DVs "clincher re-opener" was? If so I'd really like to know, if someone can PM me that would be awesome!!!


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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:03 am 
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Ok I don't get it, I'm 20 in a couple of months, and I always hit on girls 19 to 22, but most girls for some reasons are either dumb and don't get this opener, or they're bitchy and try to act like they got it but didn't like it...

Here's a few replies I got:

Me: Hey I would remove that picture on your profile.

Her: Uh? Don't tell me what to do, thanks.

Me: lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable , I just had to say hi

Her: I prefer people to message me because they were genuinely interested or intrigued by something written on my profile, not because they're compelled by my looks.

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Me: Hey I would remove that picture on your profile.

Her: Oh ? Why ?

Me: lool I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable, I just had to say hi.

I'm Amine.

Her: I can take a well explained joke. But, meh, I'm bored so nevermind the explanation.

I'm Sophie.

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Then I decided to just twist it slightly and got the best reply ever.. -__-

Me: Hey I'd remove that picture on your profile if I was you.

Her: Yeah but you're not me.

Either I have bad luck or this isn't that great of an opener... Oh and btw, I don't look like an ogre expecting an opener to do all the work. I'm not bad looking honestly.

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:37 am 
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Sophie wouldn't tell you her name if she didn't want you to reply... Just throwing that out there.

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 3:56 am 
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Sophie wouldn't tell you her name if she didn't want you to reply... Just throwing that out there.
Well I tried to keep it going with her but either she's dumb or she's not very talkative, all the girls from my city on Okcupid are dumb, 3/4 of girls I've messaged didn't even get it... I shouldn't need to explain how much of a buzzkill explaining a joke is...

I've even gotten responses as short as "?"... Just "?"....

Sorry, but either I have bad luck, or this is the worst opener unless you're a buff bodybuilding champion.

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:52 am 
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Hey darth.. Messaged a girl that is a hb9 and have had my eye on her for awhile.

convorsation started really well, then i think i got over-confident and fluffed my lines, wanting a good re-opener?

me:hey, I would remove that picture on your profile
hb9:Why's that
me:lol i hope you can take a joke. i think you look adorable. just had to say hi
hb9: Scared me D;
me:you must work out surely (dumb I know, but the picture she recently posted was of her upper body in a short top)
hb9:Today I made a goal that I'm going to get fit! This will (hopefully) be the before shot
me:yeah going by the pic i'd say you definatly need to work out, no definition whatsoever on those abs (dumb again but wanted to try tease a bit)
hb9:Same! I'll get there !
me:i was joking again. working out to impress a partner or entice me into messaging you
hb9:Oh (; and what haha (didn't know what to do, she knew what i said and the 'haha' threw me off)
me:by the way thanks for helping me win a bet with my friend! (panicked as she threw me off)
hb9:What was the bet ?
me:wait a minute this is between me and my friend, if you want in, you're going to have to earn our trust im sorry ( i knew the second i sent this i fucked up massivly and ruined rapport)
hb9:Awesome
me: i really should stop joking. the bet was a little challenge he declared, he said he bet he could message any girl and get a response so I gave him the hottest girl on his wall (thought this was a good save)
hb9:Oh lovely ;p haha
me:do you do much cardio
hb9:Sometimes haha
me: i would offer to run with you but other than you probably being unable to un further than a km i'm probably far too naughty for you (what the fuck was I thinking
hb9:What
me: Run* (was hoping she didn't understand but obviously did)

I thought of saving by saying i was joking again but didn't want to use it again. She was keen at the start i'm sure, i just lost my cool a bit and fucked up.

Was thinking of the strawberries,mm's skittles question as a re-opener in a few days but i'm not very familiar with the body of water/rollercoaster thing.

I'd say something like "you were good help last time I needed help with something, so i'm going to abuse your goodwill again. whats your favourite, you can only pick one.. no cheating! skittles, M&M's or strawberries>"


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:43 pm 
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try to transition into a game. Like the cube game..

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 10:03 pm 
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i didn't get the number but that was funny as hell


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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:24 am 
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I need advice on how to respond to this
Me DV opener
Her Y
(8 mins later) ???
Me Lol I hope you can take a joke your adorable I just had to say hi
Her Awe well thanks :)

All responses I get from the second one usually give me nothing to work with and go along the same line of this one and have a smiley face somewhere in there


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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:10 am 
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i've been using some of the stuff on this thread, and i gotta say, this stuff is pure gold. My response rate has skyrocketed, and over the pas week, i've gotten 3 phone numbers. i'm currently trying to set up 2 dates, and who knows where this will end up?


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 1:18 am 
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I need some suggestions on how to perceive this situation and if need be fix it. I usually don't do any online/facebook game, but I saw a girl when I was leaving a coffee shop. I used to see her at party's when I was still in undergrad. I figured what the hell so I added her on facebook and sent her something similar to what "Darth Vadar" suggested.

He was definitely correct on the "why?" response, but it went cold after that suggestions guys??? (FYI) she had a small dog in her profile pic.

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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2013 11:26 am 
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Wow it is nice to see that this works well for u guys, I want to try it especially on a Girl I kinda know.
I woudl prey for all of you if someone could help me.


Im kinda new to this world, so please forgive me if I do something shitty without knowing it.

She - guess you would call it a HB10 - is one of the best friends of a friend (female) of mine. I´ve never met, chatted or talked to her. So after seeing some of her pictures on Facebook I went Brain-AFK and hit the friend request button. After some hours she acceppted it. Now my friend asked me why I added her - they talked about it. I explained why and after some talking my friend told me that the TARGET - her name is Maria - said after seeing my profile that im she thinks im really really handsome and that I should try it and text her.. as she said I did.

Last Saturday 9 PM
Me: Hey Mary Lou, whats up? (I gave her a Nickname)
She has seen the message at Sonday 2:13 AM

Till now (Wednesday) NO RESPONSE.

So what do I do now?

Should I take your opener and use it as a re-opener?
FOR EXAMPLE:
ME: DV opener
SHE: Why?
ME: DV line

And than hope that it comes to a real convo?

Please I would be soo thankful :)

sincerly
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:27 pm 
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wow. SO easy and i know this will work. ill report back with some results.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:49 pm 
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hey darth vader, i only registered to tell you that i number closed in aprox 20 mins the first girl i tried this opener with, she was about an 8. i am argentinian, so the convo is in spanish, and i dont have the time to translate it here, but anyways, respect man.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:35 pm 
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this is what i got
me:
hey I would remove that picture on your profile

HB:
Why

HB
What pic
Me:
lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable , I just had to say hi
i`m jamie
HB:
Omg dont i thought someone had done somthing with one of my pics!!!!! Never been on a site b4


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:54 pm 
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its very good to get a response but nothing came of it though. convo died in 2-3 messages.


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