I like to use David D's opener where you point out a ridiculous looking guy and say, would I look better if I had his whatever? I'm trying to come up with that online but I don't want to go through a bunch of dudes profiles. Then I came across this...
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=54529544
When I finished laughing....and cleaned up... I decided to try and use that for some kind of opener. I was thinking something along the lines of, you have some competition for prettiest girl on this site. Then leaving the link with that. Any suggestions?